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Pronounced Lang-kiss-ter. The most retarded town on the face of the fucking planet. Their best hang-out is Wal-Mart...its also their biggest attraction. Lancaster is full of idiot fundamentalists that don't know right from left, much less what they're talking about 99% of the time. The only thing its famous for is Andrew Jackson and an astronaut. Not to mention, it has roads that looks like they were paved by monkeys. The schools are filled with neanderthals carrying back packs. If you have an option between living in Lancaster, SC or living in Hell, choose Hell, you'd be much happier.
I was filled with disdain when I found out I was moving to Lancaster, South Carolina. However, I decided to give it a chance.
That was pretty much pointless, because no matter how hard I tried to like Lancaster, there was no getting around the fact that it ruined my life.
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The act of battering and deep frying a turd until hard and then using it to penetrate your parter's vaginal or anal cavity. ( Recommended lubrication: Lard)
Dude I'm so happy i bought that Fry Daddy, now Carolina Steam Fritters are on the menu every night!
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Would be considered a "nice town" to outsiders. If you have the lovely chance to grow up there, you know it is the epicenter of fuckery. The town you never want to go back to after high school. It's like a game that's really fun the first few times, but then you want to burn it. Home of the highly overrated Concord Mills Mall. And maybe the most stupid school system in the US, CCS. High school drama and competition at its best. Everybody knows everybody. Plenty of rednecks to go around. A nice (or not) mix of the classes. A NASCAR town, home to Lowe's Motor Speedway. You may even see your favorite driver around. Northerners love moving here. "Welcome to the south, now go home". . We've given up forests for those bitches. For those neighborhoods full of so-close-a-fire-could-reach-every-one houses. Sweet tea and cherry lemon sun-drop are everyday needs (unless, of course, you're from the north). 30-45 minute drive to the city of Charlotte. Seems innocent but... it's the town you'll warn your kids about. If you don't have enough sense to do well in high school and get out of here, maybe you were just meant to stay.
Man, you still live in Concord, North Carolina? I'm sorry.
You moved to Concord, North Carolina from the north? What a surprise.
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One of the top Design and Engineering and schools in the nation. (Just try to get in.)A school for people who, not only didn't apply, but didn't WANT to go to a school, such as UNC, that breeds drug addicts and alcoholics that will eventually squander all their money on the opium of choice.
Applicant #1: Hey, were you accepted into N.C. State's college of Design?
Leonardo DaVinci: I don't know, I have an interview tomorrow.
Pablo Picasso: I'm on the wait list.
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to completely lose your train of thought, esp. during a public speaking event, and ramble on incoherently. To have a blonde moment.
originated when Miss Teen South Carolina 2007 Lauren Caitlin Upton was asked a question during the Miss Teen USA 2007 contest about education in the U.S. she rambled on incoherently and her answer made no sense.
Did you hear Lauren's speech about education in the U.S.
hahaha. She really pulled a South Carolina.
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the sixth and southernmost borough of New York City, so named because of the amount of New Yorkers moving into the city
John: Hey, Frank, did you hear that Matt is selling his house in Brooklyn and is planning to move to Charlotte?
Frank: Yeah, makes sense. Charlotte, North Carolina is basically the sixth borough of the city.
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Extremely wealthy suburb located just outside of Raleigh, NC. Many New-yorkers and people from Florida live in this area. Known for its upper-class living standards. Not all of Cary is rich. It's basically separated by Maynard road. On the right side is Weatherstone, Glenkirck, Preston, Highland Oaks, McGregor, all the rich neighborhoods. On the left side is all the working class and lower class people. Greatest public high school is Green Hope High School. There is no good middle school. Period. Many private schools like Cary Academy ($19 grand a year) and home of Jim Goodnight, one of the richest men on earth. Also the headquarters of SAS Institute.
"HAHA!!! Look at those Apex and Holly Springs losers! And ewww..Fuquay Varina. GROSS."
"Yea. Freaking rednecks. I'm glad we live in Cary, North Carolina! *speed away in Ferrari*
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