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A fine educational institution, home to some of the best youth's that Pittsburgh can produce. An all male school, Central has enjoyed much athletic success recently; the football team won the AAAA PIAA State Championship in 2007, while the basketball team won the 2008 AAAA WPIAL championship. The rowing team has also brought home a bronze and silver medal on the national level, for varsity and freshman respectively.
The school has been surrounded in much contorversy over a "tea-bagging" incident.
Central is hated throughout the Greater Pittsburgh Area because of its athletic prowess and academic superiority, sending above 95% of its seniors to college each year.
Many people are stopped on the street, being asked by passers-by if they attend Central. Central is known throughout Pittsburgh as one of, if not the best, high school for males.
Man: "Hey bud, do you go to Pittsburgh Central Catholic?"
Boy: "Ya i do."
Man: "O so your a total badass."
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Catholic parents who, while no longer ascribing to the Catholic faith or ever attending mass will insist on their children receiving the sacrments of baptism, communion and conformation. So called because the event is more about the party that follows, which will always involve the renting out of a bouncy castle.
Tom and Julie are bouncy castle Catholics- you never seen them once at mass and yet here they are for their kids' communion.
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Despite bitches putting “jesus first” and “god above all” these powers hoes get gangbanged and drink cum like it’s fucking white claw. They pay $12,500 a year for a school that sucks major dick. Jesus loves us for free, by the way.
Hey, I just enrolled in Powers Catholic High!
Are you fucking stupid?!
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A J Crew Catholic is a type of huge pussy from Delaware County in suburban Philadelphia. J Crew Catholics are children from the county who enroll at Malvern Prep because they were too dumb to get into St. Joe's Prep or were too racist to get off a bus near a neighborhood that has a plurality of African American residents. They are considered a disgrace by the entirety of Delaware County, which historically has demarcated these Goshen Road traversing turncoats by their propensity to order clothes from such fashion retailers as J Crew, Urban Outfitters, and Gap.
That J Crew Catholic from Malvern just went into Gap. What a huge faggot! It is only a matter of months until he is first team all inter-ac and fondling a lax stick like its a big weiner.
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1. Put your hands together like in Catholic prayer
2. Have your eyes barely open
3. Blast some awesome music, like Metallica, All That Remains, Slayer, or Testament
4. Speed walk into your friends, who should be doing the same
5. PROFIT (Founded: 8/04/10)
I was listening to Testament and Slayer, so my buddies and I killed each other in a Catholic Mosh Pit!
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A place where juul is cool and legends are made. Real OGs go to DePaul, and only the weak transfer out. The best of the best. Only downside are the teachers who make you wanna kill yourself.
Legends and OG go to DePaul Catholic HS and all they do is Juul
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N. A normal girl like everyone else only goes to a Catholic school habitating prissy nuns and (if high school) usually no males
Wears fugly uniforms with often hemmed up skirts, black flats, and baggy sweaters. Its no suprise Britney came along and sexified them up.
Catholic school girls are usually a lot less sluttier than public school girls, don't usually wear thongs, and more than half are single. The only sexy part of them are their noticeably short skirts. *They really don't like their uniforms*
Sarah the Catholic School girl (wearing a C.S uniform): Why does everyone think we catholic school girls are sluts?
Jenn the public school girl (wearing jean shorts, a thong, and a tube top): Idk
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