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This is a nickname given to a gurl emo god. She normally dresses all in black. However she is so warm and crispy on the inside. She will make you laugh until you can’t breath. She will always be one of your greatest friends and will always be there. She sucks a yearbook class and will judge your grammar because your a lower level english than her. Also, she gets in trouble a lot because of her phone in school but she doesn’t have strict asian parents. Keep her with you.
Julie- Who is that?
Blake Shelton- That’s Crispy Cheeks, she’s the coolest person ever.
Julie- I’m scared of her.
Blake- You should be, she barks
Crispy Cheeks- BARK BARK
to run so fast, in so that your ass-cheeks pound at such a rate that they tear each other up
"The jockeys were coming for me, so I needed to tear cheek to the principals office for safety like a little bitch"
When you have a bad case of swamp ass, and the sweat is running down your back across your ass cheeks.
"Did you see the back of Jimmy's shorts? You could tell he sure had a bad case of the soup cheeks."
Cheeks that are so big they are often mistaken for ones of an elephant.
Hey Dimitri "Snipe" you have a bowl cut and elephant cheeks nuff said.
To accidentally call someone out of your contacts by your cheek touching your touchscreen. Usually happens with iPhone 4 or other touchscreen cell phone.
I totally "cheek called" Sean last night, while I was on the phone with Megan?! And he is the last person I wanted to talk to...my touch screen is so sensitive.
When a girl where’s underwear that is to small that cuts her ass cheeks in 2 so it looks as if she has 4 ass cheeks
Damn Hannah has double-Cheeks.......
An unusual tiredness of the cheek muscles usually caused by and associated with incessant smiling during a conversation.
My girlfriend and I both suffered from cheek fatigue after our video chat.