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Jaiden Chow

Jaiden likes Francyne. He has a passion for band, but he never practices. No one wants to be a Jaiden except Francyne. Jaiden is a stick, he was once a kabob.

Jaiden Chow can't get any girls except for francyne unless if he tries in band.

by JaidenChow January 14, 2020


sam chow

some chinese dickhead with shit eyebrows

Girl: oh my god that chinese guy is kinda cute
Boy: lol yeah but check out those shit eyebrows he's probably a dickhead too
Girl: oh my god hes such a sam chow

Boy: kill yourself

by iwasuplatenightballing November 29, 2017


High school dog chow

When the emo high school girl can’t help to express her creativity with a big face plant in her carefully made school lunch followed by a gargled inhale that is followed by sloppy noises. The food makes it’s way into the mouth of the clueless human being that thinks they have the soul of a dog trapped inside them unaware that they are being recorded as they eat their food in this disgusting manner.

My ex came back for me, so I ate her ass like it was high school dog chow.

by The legendary trash fire January 25, 2022


dirt chow mein

one of those people who dictates evilly while participating in school activities

yo dirt chow mein changed my stuff

by fuzzynipples February 21, 2008


Gungzu Chow

A white American chick with slanted ass eyes acting like a Chinese Princess.

One can tell a Gungzu Chow by they way she drives. If she sits through green lights and casually widens her driving lane by using the shoulders of the road, she is a Gungzu Chow.

With good looks and charming wit she feels she can get away with most anything. Beware the entitlement that lies behind the chinky smiling eyes of the Gungzu, many strong men..good men.. have ultimately succumbed to her every command.

*also great in bed.

-I met a Gungzu Chow and instinctively bought her a house & a dog, then took her on a shopping spree. She had coupons for everything. That didn’t mean I spent less, though. It meant she got more.

-You do you, Gungzu.

by EssArr November 9, 2018


Tadpole Chow

The latest breed of trending dog appearing sporadically in various neighborhoods of Brooklyn, NY. Though still highly unobtainable, the 'Taow' (as sometimes referred to) is quite lovely with a wiry mane and demure, but friendly demeanor.

Brad: I'm thinking of getting a Tadpole Chow™ to help me get over my ex and maybe also meet a few ladies by the Bandshell this summer.

Amy: You really should, it's time you do something to develop your self and be a little selfish for once.

by justacquiesce May 18, 2011


Black Merle Chow Chow

A Chow Chow which is dog that genetically will DNA test as a black dog or have majority of black hair. It would then contain the merle trait as well which it defines as the dilution of colors via in the form of spots! Speckles!

That black merle chow chow is so unique.

by Chow Chow Consultant March 17, 2020