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Christian

most attractive person of the male persuasion anyone could ever meet.

I can't believe I actually met a Christian today!!

by Lovestruck Angel March 11, 2008

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Christian

pretty attractive, funny, smart guy. he's a handful at times and sometimes annoying, but still lovable. he always puts those he loves the most first and himself last. his girlfriend is beautiful and he wont leave her. he is the guy you want to marry.

Christian is amazing.

by 08061993 January 6, 2012

10๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


christianity

Christianity is a monotheisic religion that originated from Judaism. There are many denomiations of Christianity and every one of them is different. You have the up-tight Baptists, The guilt-ridden Catholics, the laid-back Methodists, and the very loose Episcopals (my denomiation). It is pretty ignorant to say that all Christians are close-minded and/or hateful. This is untrue for true christians are accepting and try to be loving like Christ.

Examples of the denominations of christianity:

Baptist Prayer-"Lord Almighty, I have sinned badly and please spare me from eternal damnation!"

Catholic Prayer-"Our Mother of Perpetual Sorrow, I am a terrible sinful person, I know i deserve to burn for stealing my neighbor's garden gnome, Please Forgive Me!"

Methodist Prayer-"Well, Let's see here, I sinned pretty bad so how about we just forget about it and star off new."

Episcopal Prayer-"Oh yeah, I'm sorry i passed out on the street after winning the tequila contest. Also, I think I should add a MY BAD for punching George in my drunken rage but George was annoying the hell out of me"

by Jadali April 27, 2008

19๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


christian

Someone with meaning in their lives. Someone who can feel God's presence, and know without proof that he exists everywhere. Someone who realizes that Evolution is just a theory, and has many more flaws than Christianity. Someone who knows that God sent his son to die for his creations, and yet those creations torment and refuse to beleive he even exists, and takes no pleasure in sending his people to hell. To those who say Christians are stupid, realize that real christians will help everyone they can, and be willign to give up all they have. A christian is somebody who realizes that a little faith can go a long way. Someone who fears God so they don't have to fear anything in life. a complete person. A Christian embodies love. A person who does not hate, no matter what.

Homeless person: sir, do you have any money to spare
Christian: No.. you need not money, you need food. Here, follow me to the nearest restaurant and buy whatever you like, on me.

by Dave prot December 7, 2007

173๐Ÿ‘ 307๐Ÿ‘Ž


Christians

So called "followers" of Christianity who, despite their claims that all muslims are terrorists, always steer clear of the fact that they killed thousands of them in the crusades.

So all muslims are terrorists huh? But what about Christians slaughtering thousands of Muslims in the Crusades, and abusing minorities everyday?

by sjbay900 January 19, 2012

15๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


christian

the DUMBMEST most ANNOYING person you will EVER meet!

why cant christian just punch a kid?

IK!!!!!!

by by a fellow human April 28, 2019


Christian

A person who doesnt know who he truly is, he not particularly good at anything and hides his true self from others, he has no meaning in life he doesnt know if he can truly call himself human.

Christian

by trulycurious June 29, 2022