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the hottest man alive, the boy who I scream all taylor swift songs for
christopher briney is hot as fuck
when you first meet him hes not always the sweetest or the funniest guy you'll ever meet , but as time progresses he turns out to be the nicest , most caring guy you can meet . He'll open his heart completely and show you a total diffrent side , but only if you stick around long enough to see it ... Dont push to talk to him , and dont constantly nag , just give him a little space every once and awhile and he'll be the best friend you'll ever have ..
for me , hes always somehow been there & even when i hadnt talked to him in years we did randomly find each other again ...
Christophers are the greatest men ever ..
" 'You may not believe in the lord,
nor do you worship him ,
but because i care i will pray for you,
so you dont have to' " - Christopher Vaughn
When your mum uses your real name when you’ve done something wrong
Oh Christopher, why did you do that?
A fat patato that nobody likes , he’s a cheater and he uses girls , has a girlfriend who is cheating on him because he has a really small crooked penis
Christopher nuno has a small penis
Christopher nuno is fat and ugly and nobody likes him
A FAT Patato who uses girls & has a girlfriend who is cheating on him because he has a small dick , he’s a fuckboy and lies .
Christopher Nuno is fat and ugly and nobody likes him .
Christopher uses girls
Tesla hat
Pants (always :( )
toes
Source of life is Elon Musk
Probably wants to marry elon musk and have tesla/human hybrid children and then seel them
Person 1: Hi Chris
Christopher Kalitin: 08Y083Y4083408TOU3Y0T348YT983Y948YELONISMYTRUELOVE85HIU5UHG5
Person 1: :confused:
christopher wanf is a hot female who spends most of its time picking them's girlfriends toenails
spends most of his time crushing on his uncle, raiding shotgun
christopher wanq: orens hawt uwu
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