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the one and only reason to watch the show "Gossip Girl", he is the player that has a girl every single night.
but he is one piece of hot alright.
his qoutes :
"im chuck bass."
"He's not invited, but he is a cockroach, and they have ways of slipping through the cracks."
Chuck: What if I ... have a girlfriend?
Ashley: Chuck Bass doesn't DO girlfriends
Chuck: Did you have a reason for coming to see me? Because if it was to insult me, there's a website you can go to.
Dan: I know... we don't like each other. You think I'm a boring, sheltered nobody.
Chuck: I don't think of you.
Chuck: You're lying.
Blair: I am not.
Chuck: Your eyes are doing that thing where they don't match your mouth.
Blair: I wasn't aware that robots got jealous. Did they update your software while I was away?
Chuck: Please don't leave with him.
Blair: Why? Give me a reason... and "I'm Chuck Bass" doesn't count.
Chuck: 'Cause you don't want to.
Blair: That's not enough.
Chuck: 'Cause I don't want you to.
Blair: That's not enough.
Chuck: What else is there?
Blair: The true reason I should stay right where I am and not get in the car. Three words. Eight letters. Say it... that I'm yours.
Chuck: I... I ... pause
Blair: Thank you. That's all I needed here.
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When a man sticks his finger in his ass then inserts the soiled finger in a girls ear. Also called a DC Tip
The girl had a hard time hearing after receiving the dirty Chuck.
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The REAL king of rock n' roll.
Man 1: Hey man, I love the king of rock n' roll. Hound dog is a great song!
Man 2: Hound dog? Chuck Berry never had a song called hound dog!
Man 1: Chuck Berry? I meant Elvis Presley.
*Man 2 slaps man 1 in the face*
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When one person farts into their hand and closes it tight, then throw it in an unsuspecting person's face.
Don't be an ass or I'll cup and chuck you
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Very widely used in the South West of Sydney.
A "yougan" is an aboriginal creature from the dreamtime that would always ruin a corroboree (telling of a story through dance).
So when someone ruins a story or tells an unfunny joke they chucked a yougan!!
Joe: Where are you going Bill
Bill: I'm going to your aunty's house for sex
Joe: My aunty just died
Sam: Bill, you just chucked a yougan
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Sex Move. Whilst the female (or male) is sucking on your shaft, he/she proceeds to 'speedbag' your ballsack.
Guy: This sex is fun, but i need a change.
Girl: How about i give you The Chuck Norris?
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Its a pair of shoes. Wearing them does not make you a poser.
ITS A PAIR OF FUCKING SHOES.
Idiot: You wearing chucks?
Guy wearing Chuck Taylors: Yeh
Idiot: YOU POSER
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