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Farting in a revolving door, leaving your stink for the next person.
Oh man I was the victim of a Cincinnati Test Tube, coming into work today.
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Semi-pro Sports team in Cincinnati that holds onto its NFL franchise every year by the narrowest of margins. Riddled with misery, Bengal fans are to be considered the most dangerous in the world when operating machinery, walking, or even vegetating on a couch. Bengal fans are easy to spot, look for shoes on wrong feet, pants on head, or really anything so out of the ordinary that only a moron would make the mistake. If you spot a Bengal's fan, do not approach them, simply yell we-dey (you will probably be right) and run before they are able to engage you in conversation, thus robbing you of IQ points.
I went to the store but the entrance was blocked by a Cincinnati Bengals fan trying to push the revolving door clockwise while yelling, Who-dey.
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A college in the ghetto of Cincinnati! Students attending this school typically love Jesus, but there is always an acception to this.
I attend Cincinnati Christian University
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Proudly wearing the aftermath of a Cincinnati Lawn Mower around in public for all to see.
Cody: what the fuck was in Fitz's teeth today?
Dan: I think he has Cincinnati Wool teeth.
Cody: Yeah, that must be it, his sister spent the night last night.
Dan: That sick bastard loves his Cincinnati Lawn Mowers
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A meal consisting of spaghetti noodles, chili and cheddar cheese.
1. Boil spaghetti noodles
2. Bring chili to a simmer (meant for no-bean chili but beans are fine, as long as it's Chili Man)
3. Place noodles on plate
4. Chili on top of noodles
5. Cheddar cheese on top of chili
6. Microwave for 15 seconds (for presentation)
Man, I fucking love Cincinnati Three-Ways. And the Blackhawks.
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The process of peanut butter being around the anus sprinkled with bird feed while lying outdoors to see what happens.
"Oh man I so sore from that cincinnati bird feeder!"
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When after intercourse someone takes a shot out of a used condom.
Dude, you won't believe it. That girl was such a Cincinnati Bengal we talked her into taking a Cincinnati Tutor Shooter.
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