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Sex act consisting of the tongue being placed between the uncircumcised foreskin and glans of a penis
“I’m sorry you’re a Jew, you’ll never get a Cleveland sleeve”
A car full of chill people eating chill Swedish fish and talking about questionable sex acts
"Wow Gretchen that Cleveland deeker over there is so hot"
A native man who has a very deep voice. Probably a rapist. Lives in WA.
"Oh my god! Hide your penis! Spencer Cleveland is coming!"
Thick, white and cream filled deliciousness from Cleveland.
He gave me a Cleveland Canoli when he came over.
The act of shitting into a book and then shut it ever so quickly, while the faeces splatters on a woman's face during intercourse.
Dude, I gave Mary Cleveland Literature last night and she vomited on my chest.
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A situation whereby one wakes up to puke after a heavy night of drinking only to find an unflushed turd in the toilet and pukes in it anyway.
I woke up to a Cleveland Sunrise this morning but it's ok, I used that shit spackled toilet bowl as inspiration.
A sexual act that requires a top hat, monocle, and a frozen piece of meaty stool. To complete the sex act named for the 22nd/24th President, a man must consume copious amounts of Taco Bell to ensure a hearty poop. He must then freeze said poop and then invite a particularly uncouth women over to his lodge so he may"defile her rear quarters" (ROUGH ANAL) while beating her buttocks with the large frozen poo. When ejaculation is near, the man pulls out and says "Here's a nickel for the trolley" and inserts poop into the women's anal cavity.
Twas' a bully day when I gave a young floozie a Grover Cleveland after a day at the Polo Grounds!
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