Clock block

(v) when somebody makes a reference as to question the current time, any/all people who overhear him/her immediately screen the view of the nearest time keeping device so as to prevent the questioner from obtaining the correct time of day.

I asked what time it was, and he totally clock blocked me.

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cock on the clock

working for a living, doing the job, all in a day's work.

John can't join us tonight it's his usual Saturday night, Cock on the Clock nite.

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Grandfather Clock

The Grandfather Clock, also referred to as 'the Grandfather's Cock, is an intricate sexual act in which two men of roughly the same height suspend a woman of smaller stature upside down by her her ankles, swinging her back and forth onto each others erections like an erotic pendulum; the flesh hand of the world famous Grandfather Clock. With each 'swing of the clock', the woman of interest is penetrated from both the front and behind (commonly mistaken for a war on two fronts), alternating holes with each pleasurable sway. The partners in crime swinging the woman to and fro are each assigned a specific hole for their genitals to call home, depending on the directions of their erections, of course. The irony of this sexual act is that the participants will be so invested in reaching such a chronological level of ecstasy that their perception of time will fleet, and when they've finally finished, they'll realize that what felt like minutes of sensual fun was actually hours of tireless thrusting. The grandfather clock can make the best of the times out of the worst of times, but if executed improperly, it can make the best of times into an embarrassing trip to the emergency room (take it from me; I didn't know the penis could sprain until I fell victim to the grandfather clock's sensual wrath). While the clean up may be a disaster, it will have been well worth it afterwards; the benefits will come the second you do.

Dillan was thrilled upon discovering that his grandparents had a grand father clock, a fun loving crime of passion, in their living room. His excitement faded when he found out that there were no actual clocks in the room, and his grandparents were frantically undressing behind him. Dillan soon discovered the true meaning of a grandfather clock as the second hand struck midnight.

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death'o clock

1.that random time of the day when your heart stops beating and you skip like ten heart beats and you cant breathe because some one you totally adored / loved just popped up in your mind or when you run into them at a social gathering, place of employment, or school.
2. whenever something reminds you of the one who meant everything to you and brings reality crushing down on you killing you slowly

1.

*three friends are walking

guy 1: so yea and then i'm like......
*girl walks by
guy 2: hey dude why'd you stop?
guy 3: shit! its death'oclock
guy 2: huh?
guy3: that chick meant everything to him

2.

dude: she loved law and order special victims unit!
bro: dude! get over it! death'o clock was 5 minutes ago when you saw a post on facebook about her and a hour before that! when you kept agreeing with me about wat you like so much about skittles!

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clock block

When someone is sitting in class so that they block your view of the clock. You can't check the time without leaning over conspicuously and the teacher noticing

Bryn: Dude that guy was totally clock blocking me, Mr. Richards noticed me looking at the time and kept us for another five minutes.

Oliver: Man I hate clock blockers

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clock me

clock me is slang for “come at me”

1: don’t clock me ik this shit looks wack
2: ight

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cleaning clocks

catch the fade with some homees.
Busting their asses.
what u say when you are going to war.

"We're goin to be cleaning clocks tonite"

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