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Give me a job, give me security
Give me a chance to survive
I'm just a poor soul in the unemployment line
My God I'm hardly alive
My mother and father, my wife and my friends
You've seen them laugh in my face
But I've got the power and I've got the will
I'm not a charity case
I'll take those (long nights, impossible odds)
Keeping my eye to the keyhole
If it takes (all that to be just what I am)
Well I'm gonna be a blue collar man
Make me an offer that I can't refuse
Make me a respectable man
This is my last time in the unemployment line
So like it or not
I'll take those (long nights, impossible odds)
Keeping my back to the wall
If it takes (all night to be just what I am)
Well I'm gonna be a blue collar man
Keeping my mind on a better life
Where happiness is only a heartbeat away
Paradise can it be all I heard it was
I close my eyes and maybe I'm already there
I'll take those (long nights, impossible odds)
Keeping my back to the wall
(All that to be just what I am)
Well I'm gonna be a blue collar man
You don't understand
I'll take those (long nights, impossible odds)
Keeping my eye to the keyhole
If it takes (all night to be just what I am)
Well I'm bound be a blue collar
Gotta be a blue collar man
Gonna be a blue collar man
Believe it
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Buys you drinks at your local bar; can only afford cans of beer; you only see him at the bar
My blue collar sugar daddy just bought me a Miller Lite in a can!
1. A Chinglish slang in Hong Kong, invented by famous girl group COLLAR formerly known as MIRROR. Usage of this slang is common in the midst of 50-60s years old fans of the said group.
2. To show affection by applying physical constraint in a form of a collar.
3. An abstract means of comedy that showcases one's intellect by misusing this slang in every sentence.
Boy: I will Collar you with my love.
Girl: *Chokes*
Boy: Yeah that's about right.
A: Tonight eat what west?
B: Collar.
A: Collar what?
B: Collar you with my love.
A: *dies*
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When someone's really uptight and generally being a humorless or overstudious person, you'd say this to them to indicate that they need to relax and take themselves less seriously sometimes. A kinder alternative to get over yourself.
"Why would you play that game? It's so violent and misogynistic!"
"Wow, what are you my mom? It's just good mindless fun, loosen your collar. Damn!"
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Digital lipstick on your collar is the email, text or google trail a foolish stud or mistress leaves each other from a sexual dalliance as they talk dirty or set up appointments which can be found later to embarrass all involved when they go public.
My goodness Tiger, did your wife find the digital lipstick on your collar from my sex text to you on your iPhone? If the check doesn't clear, my lawyer and publicist have my copy to supply to the scandal sheets as well.
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use to describe a person that wears their collar flipped up. However the use of "flipped up collar kid" is supposed to be used as an insult because of the first letter of each word spell something.
When you call someone a "stupid flipped up collar kid" you actually are calling them a...
"stupid F***"
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I had to rush it this morning, so I forgot my White Collar Survival Kit!
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