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A public official that betrays their duties on behalf of a corporation instead of a foreign country.
Fuck Ajit Jai, he's such a corporate traitor.
A Politician that votes for a corporate donators interests over the interests of their constituents.
After recieving a $20,000 Acme Company campaigndonation in the last election, Politician Johnson became a corporate gigolo when he voted to expand the Acme Plant over the overwhelming objection of his constituents.
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1. an individual in a business environment that takes over a corporation or business without conforming to the orthodox status quo.
2. an internet blogger who first appeared on "hoodtalk.org",
infamous for his ability to create pride-crushing and humbling Photoshop altered pictures "flaming" or joking on a particular individual/victim. also creator of the term "Corporate Thugga"
50 Cent is a hustler, he went from owning a record label to expanding in to other "G-Unit" business ventures. Man that nigga ain't in the streets no more he a corporate thugga now getting that clean paper.
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Taking a dump that last so long it's like your holding a meeting.
Man Jimmy has been in there for an hour!!! I think he's taking a corporate dump...
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A couple who gets married just so they can wear wedding rings to make their image better. There is no real "love" in the relationship.
Bill usually cheats on Debbie when he's away on a corporate meeting, but he can just shrug it off. Their in a corporate marriage. She usually cheats on him when he's away too.
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Jarrod Phillips Marine Corps. Confirmed 52 casualities first tour of Iraq. Took a bullet for Staff Sargeant Hamilton. He won four state wrestling titles due to his back and leg muscles.
Lance Corporal
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Imagine if you will, the boardroom of some major record company. Sat around the main table are many suited men, the suited men of the roll around in money, eat gold for breakfast type.
Suit 1: Oh no, we're not making enough money! Sales growth has slown to only 23%.
Suit 2: Drastic action is needed, or i will not be able to afford to build my solid gold house!!!
Suit 1: OK, What do these kids want?
Suit 3 (head of marketing): Well, they want more of this pseudo-rebellion, punk stuff.
Suit 4: We've got on the last count 12,034 of these bands, and they all sound the same. Why don't we try something new?
Suit 1 discretely presses a silent alarm, guards walk in and drag Suit 4 out of the building. Gunshots are heard outside.
Suit 1: So its settled, we need another band which sounds exactly like every band we have on our books already!
Suit 2: The cloning process has already begun.
And so Something Corporate is born. Offering more generic pseudopunk pop then every other band out there. Pushing out the boundaries of blandness.
The fact that people like Something Corporate means that the Western world has no hope for the future, and that the terrorists have already won.
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