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A person who attempts to cover up his or her homosexuality by marrying someone of the opposite sex. See Tom Cruise
Mark: Did you hear that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are getting a divorce?
Steve: Yeah, it's no big surprise, though. Everyone knows he's a couch jumper.
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The all involving, all defining street culture king of Brisbane.
Velvet Couch c*nt, and we're stopping the nation
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a couch that is so comfortable that when you sit on it, it feels like you just ate turkey, and you get sleepy and relaxed. may also be used to describe a comfy chair.
"What happened? You were supposed to meet me 3 hours ago!"
"Sorry, I sat down on the turkey couch and fell asleep."
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1. the lackadaisical state one is in after watching tv for over 2 hours, often induced during marathons
"dude you wanna go to applebees"
"sorry man fresh prince couch coma"
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When two or more individuals engage in intense acts of fucking on a piece of house furniture such as a couch.
I was the last man standing at Matts party last night so that slut bag Sarah rewarded me with a couch smashing session.
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a fat person; a stupid or intolerant person.
She's such a couch, she's oozing over the side of her chair.
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When the elite group from couch gang go looking for facebook live videos trying to buy a couch that had been promised.
Links include:
1. I was sent here from your craigslist ad
2. Mike Hunt sent me
3. Mike Hurt sent me ( Sectional 8 couches )
4. Ashanti sent me here for a couch
The Elite group of couch gang will wait until the auctionee places their shoe on their head to begin auction. Sectional 8 couches usually draw the best response.
Bro! I just got hit by the couch gang on my live vid! I ain’t go no damn couch!
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