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A crime so horrible that not only is it a war crime, but also a crime against humanity.
"No, I have not committed any war crime against humanity"
- Obama probably
Its the holiday for those fed up, disgusted or just plain tired of Valentines Day. Some people do commit these acts on Valentines Day but we don't suggest it.
Instead of celebrating Valentines Day we will say Happy Violent Crimes Day instead. Someone will act this out for receiving wrong gift, or no gift at all. Especially if said person has no one to share this day with.
The unidentifiable, breaded remains at the bottom of a fast food restaurant’s deep fryer that inevitably ends up in your bag, but is unnoticed until you arrive home with it...
She laughed until her stomach hurt when her buzzed boyfriend tried to decide if the crime de la crumb was fried mozzarella or mushrooms
Part of any CSI show where they are either investigating the Crime Scene or doing lab work with a montauge of music in the background. Happens 1-3 times during the show. The music ends when some incriminating piece of evidence is found or a lab result comes back.
Man, I hate these Crime Scene Montauges so much, its 5 minutes of music and lab work.
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Manchester UK, a dirty decaying mill town in the north west of England inhabited by guncunians - famous for having a higher level of violent crime and shootings than Basra, Iraq!
I am a guncunian and proud of the fact that Manchester is the European Capital of Gun Crime!
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An elite group of mercenaries disguised as mild mannered NYCPD detectives; by day, one plays a hostage negotiator and makes a mean cup of dark roast. The other crunches data like a champ; can find an I.J. among a sea of GLA’s like no one else.
These warriors were kept on ice during the ‘Rona outbreak of 2020 for nearly two months. But when the palace came under attack in June 2020, the king called upon and mobilized these well rested, fresh legged warriors. Everyone needs a hero, and we have the Auto Crime Delta Force.
As one of the most dangerous and wealthiest crime family’s in the world. The Geeza name comes with a heafty reputation. No member has ever been caught by authorities. The Geeza Crime Family is believed to have multiple facilities around the world where they control their business. The family is a myth among everyone as they have never been seen in person. It is nearly impossible to join the family, you would have to display immense trust and would have to be approved by the founders. The founders are known as some of the most powerful people in the world. Some people say that the family is watching everything we do. Some compare the family to the eleged “Illuminati.” The family is feared by gangs and the government. The Geeza Crime Family is the most powerful organization in the world.
The Geeza Crime Family is the boss of all bosses.
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