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Digester of oranges, destroyer of Sam’s, conquerer of worlds
Oh my Cyrus really is 240 pounds of pure muscle
A Cyrus is a really nice guy who will make you fall in love with them and once you do, it'll be very hard to let them go. If they reject you, they'll day "I'm not ready for a relationship right now" so I gues they're nice.
Person: Hey! The thing is, I like you cyrus.
Cyrus: oh ok. Is that all?
Person: yep!
Cyrus: you sure that's all?
Person: yep! *runs off*
*Later*
Cyrus *to persons friend*: I'm not ready for a relationship right now.
Is a the most gorgeous man of all time with the largest cock everrrrrrrrrr…. That angie will never see. He is the smartest person ever. Did I mention how big his dick is it is 7.6936749268 yd. He is in love with a girl named Mommy- angie. Also his dick is huge, but Angie will never see, cause she is a smelly emo. Maybeeeee when we are changing like she states. But, only time will tell. That’s about cyrus has to offer.
Person 1- damn I really need my pipes fixed
Person 2- call cyrus he can clean your pipes real good.
One whose sole purpose in life is to munch. Munch for breakfast, munch for lunch, munch for dinner.
“I wish my boyfriend was a Cyrus”
Cyrus is the guy that always has a fat brother.
Cyrus bullies a lot of sanons. Cyrus is sweet but sometimes annoying. He has the best jokes of everyone. Cyrus has a huge white cock with red balls.
Cyrus,
A hot blonde, handsome, also smoking hot, has a great personality, loves cuddles which is good, has a hella nice handsome fucking voice, good in bed, big dick ,hella kind ,flirty ,again handsome asf, has good taste in everything, owns a sword(s) or wooden sword(s), gay 100000000%, tasty, if you ever meet a Cyrus just know that you're fucking lucky and your life is complete but if you see a Cyrus who I just described don't hit on him bc he's taken by this guy named Leo ;). When he's sick take care of him nothing matters but him in every situation.
"Cyrus is hot and juicy ngl 😩"
"NO LIES CASE CLOSED NEXT CASE BITCH"
I love him.
Cyrus is a young boy who is in love with just one woman. That woman may be greek. We will never know. Cyrus is also annoying at times but is always a gentleman to the ladies.
Cyrus is dating a greek woman.