The Buttchug of Destiny

The Buttchug of Destiny is where someone lays in a bathtub full of beer and also does a alcohol enema of 2 kegs of beer at the same time if you succeed you get drunk and can fuck any number of girls (or guys) you wish (it’s the rules) if you lose they get to fuck you it’s a American hazing tradition ( a real high school and college staple)

Damn Chad did “The Buttchug of Destiny”? That wild man!

final destiny

see also: /petition for rifts

FD is TerRIFTic!

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Destiny Player

A person who has no life and Plays a boring ass game also known as low life trash

damn mehdi is such a lowlife he is a true Destiny Player

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Destiny's Child

A band of femi-nazis hell-bent on hypnotizing everyone into liking their music with complete disregard of the angry and sexist lyrics. First formed in 1990 and 'led' by Beyonce Knowles. Their songs are often derogitory towards males and steretype them for being cheap, cheating, lying, and being all-around assholes in general. Which, of course, is not the truth. They also seem to break up every now and then due to Beyonce's solo attitude. However, this can be overlooked by their Philanthropist actions towards events such as the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina.

Person 1: "What do you think of the singers in Destiny's Child?"
Person 2: "The look sexy and the background music's nice, but the lyrics are shit.

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Destiny Nerd

Usually a fat gamer in his sixties, claiming to be God of the so called game Destiny. Common signs of such a Nerd are:

1) The relentless urge to teach people he calls noobs how to rise in Destiny.

2) Claiming to be a day one player and investing at least 500 hours of precious time in-game.

3) Having a K/D of 17000000/1

Have you seen that Destiny Nerd lately? What an addict.

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Destiny 2

Fucking shoot tons of aliens to get the nice loot you have been grinding forever for. Only to get a basic carbon copy gun with higher power level 10 fucking seconds later

Guy: aw nice a new weapon for my 600 power titan!

Guy 2: bruh destiny 2 is shit stop wasting your time you fucking no life

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Manifest Destiny

The triumphant result achieved when one's beard hair connects with his chest hair. Only a few can achieve such greatness. May be shortened to "manifest."

My girlfriend left me because of my manifest destiny, but it was worth it.

That bitch just checked out my manifest. Bitches love the manifest.

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