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Literally: Too long; didn't read
Possible subtext: You make a very good point to which I have no sensible or comical response thefore I will claim it was too long for me to manage reading in order that I might still have the last word (or slightly confusing modern acronym)
"tl;dr"
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An all too human character that encompasses all the dilemmas of our modern society. Aspiration, religion and faith, or the lack of it, and the conflicts of science and spirituality.
I can't wait for Dr. Faustus to go to Hell (as long as it's not tomorrow).
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Daily Mail; Did not Read
Derivative of tl;dr, related to hp;dr(Huffington Post;Did not Read). Used on news aggregation sites to indicate that they won't read the article because it's from the dailymail, an unreliable source.
A: Look! Study on flying saucers proves that vaccines are dangerous!1! www.dailymail.co.uk/.....
B: dm;dr
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One of the best producers in hip hop. former member of N.W.A
dr dre is representing for the gangstas of across the world
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"Too Long; Didn't Read" - a shining example of the sweeping Attention Deficit Disorder pandemic that seems to have embraced our society. Usually said by people who a) have never read a book, b) have no logical retort, c) want an easy laugh, or any combination of the three. Not to be confused with "TMS;DU", meaning "Too Many Syllables; Don't Understand", which is likely how some of you reading this feel about this definition.
Spanky - "I find it hilarious that any definition of TL;DR condeming those who use it as uneducated morons, are the ones receiving more thumbs down - just like this one probably will - even though they are the most accurate. That just further proves that people - especially kids - have a consistantly dwindling attention span, most likely indirectly proportional to the amount of media and entertainment devices we feel the need to constantly plug ourselves into."
Spunky - "... TL;DR"
Spanky - "Are you sure it wasn't TMS;DU?"
Spunky - "... l0zz0rs, pwned."
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A soda who claims to be a doctor. You know all those scientists who claim to be doctors? Dr Pepper taught them everything it knows. Yes, I know it's hard to believe after all these years that Dr. Eggman taught by a soft drink.
In honor of the fine soft drink who taught them how to build stuff, Dr. Light and Dr. Wily built Protoman out of Dr Pepper cans.
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A soft drink so amazing it has a PHD..now that is an over achieving soft drink.
When I grow up I want to be a "Dr Pepper"
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