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When a kid in junior high, usually the one relegated to triangle or wood block, throws pennies at the bass drum to give the sonic impression the bass drummer played off beat
He got kicked out of band again for throwing pennies at the bass drum The bass drummer said nothing but his own shit eating smile gave him away.
Something that is beat (but expressed here as a simile pun). Tired, old, oldfashioned, boring, lame, played-out.
That bar (or party) was beat like a drum.
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Person 1:How do you feel about Drums Elementary Middle School ?
Person 2: I fucking hate it
When a group of elderly nudists get together in the basement of Barns and Nobles, in order to discuss future films featuring their beloved hero, Tony Danza.
Hey Tom, if some naked guy asks you to go to a New Jersey Drum circle with them say "no".
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A sexual act involving a man penetrating a woman in the anus and immediately before male ejaculation the man inserts his penis into the female's ear and 'blows his load' into her orifice. He then proceeds to 'stir fry' the 'spunk' into her 'drum set' with his member.
See that chick over there? I would totally give her a drum set stir fry.
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Just Like Soggy Waffle,EXCEPT! Soggy Waffle Is Like Four People WELL Drum Line Has A LOT Of People And With A Pizza It Makes It EXTREMELY NASTY!
Brad Lost the Drum Line Pizza Game On Purpose.So He Can Enjoy A "Delicious" Feast All On His Own.
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An type of drum in the drumline of a marching band that is big, tilted 90 degrees to its side, and strapped to the marcher's chest. They are heavy instruments, the lightest being 20 pounds, and the heaviest being 45 pounds. There are usually 3,4, or 5 bass drums on a drumline, and the pitches are different on the drums with the smallest being the highest and the biggest being the lowest. Bass drum players are usually males, as they carry the big, heavy instruments and make loud sounds with their mallets. These males are badass, as they are on the drumline, they are hot, they are funny people who pull jokes, and attract a lot of attention, usually from the color guard, of how sexy hitting a bass drum is.
Color guard #1: Check out that marching bass drum player's ass.
Color guard captain: DAYUM, he sexy.
Color guard #2: Man, bass drummers are so badass
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