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Verb: when a dad makes a mad naked dash from the bathroom to the bedroom hoping nobody sees him, but in end not caring if they do.
I'm definitely going to need some therapy after witnessing that dad dash.
Trash dash - when you forget to put your trash cans out the night before trash day, and you hear the trash truck coming down the street. Mad dash to get your trash cans to the curb before the trunk drives by. Generally performed in unflattering pajamas and impractical shoes.
I jumped out of bed at 7:00 AM to do the Trash Dash when I heard the truck.
To take a shit, and then leave the bathroom without washing your hands.
I was at a urinal when I saw Bob deuce and dash! Note to self: Do not shake Bob's hand again.
I would have went dancing last night but, I had the cramp and dash.
Playing Mario Kart with 2 characters on one kart. (Named after Mario Kart Double Dash, a game where 2 characters ride on 1 kart)
Player: Man, look at this Yoshi Double Dashing with Luigi!
Player 2: IKR?! Double Dash is the best Mario Kart game, it NEEDS a remake.
The act of urinating then leaving the restroom before anyone realizes you didn't wash your hands.
Jeff: Dude?!?! How did you get back so fast?
Scott: Dude, It's called piss and dash! Time is of the essence.
Nut and dash is a last priority when paying for a check alone or when you have no money to pay for your meal
Sue: last night when I was working my shit someone left some white stuff all over the check book but there was no money
Josh: uhh you know what that is
Sue what?
Josh you just had a nut and dash...