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I conspicuous way for someone to say this: when one uses ones penis to have sexual intercourse on another's boobs.
Would you like to come over and BBq on the deck?
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In a card game, to bring in a new deck of cards, often by calling out "Deck change!" Some players do this for good luck.
Nobody was very lucky, so everyone called for a deck change.
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To have a wank while taking a crap. Originates from the Cadbury chocolate bar of the same name which is half white choc and half brown.
"I'll be out in a minute, I'm just having a quick top deck!"
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When you're compelled to say "jump the deck" but then hit the "h" key instead of the "j" key.
As Metal Shadow 666 would say.
Dude: HIT THE DECK!
Dude 2 goes to hump the deck
Dude: O_o
Dude 2: jump*
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A large fart that is lodged behind a turd.
I thought I had to fart but I had a Man On Deck.
I really gotta fart but I got a Man On Deck.
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the act of pooping on your partners chest and rubbing it in with your butt cheeks during sexual intercourse.
i met this girl at a party once . i thought i was kinky. she requested that i donkey punch her and i was down for it but before i donkey punched her she wanted me to start swabbing the deck
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