Random
Source Code
Random
Everyday! Call your boyfriend over!
Girlfriend: come over baby it’s national suck dick day!
Boyfriend: since when?
Girlfriend: since I become horny
Josh: You know what today is ?
Sara: November 22?
National suck dick day mean suck tour bf dick
It happens on June 13th it when you send anyone a video of your dick.
Person 1: Hey guess what today is!
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: It’s national send dick vids day
Person 2: What’s that?
Person 1: it’s when you send anyone a vid of your dick!
April 13th is Dick Flipping Day ,Taken or NOT a girl or guy will flip you're dick 🍆
Hey Moe can I flip your dick ?
Why said moe
Amber: because it's dick Flipping Day
On May 13th Guadalupe gets on her hands and knees for Joseph’s dick.
“Lupita you know what day it is right?”
“Oh you talking about-
“Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day, now get down.”
Apr 13 any girl can suck gabbbes dick
Oh, it's April 13, I better suck gabbbes dick today because it's National suck gabbbe' s dick day
On 19 July you should send a gif of your dick to your homies
Some guy: "Hey, it's July 19th, you know what that means"
His Homie: "Oh yes, it's Send a Dick gif day. I'm filming my gif right now! Can't wait to see yours!"