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The sorry excuse for a diet regimen that ends up leaving you more unhealthy than if you had stayed off the diet.
How can you substitute sugars and starch for saturated fats? The brain's main food is sugar, and there happens to be a little insignificant thing called....uhh.... HEART DISEASE?!!!!!
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A bland-looking white woman who is considered conventionally attractive.
Before he was a pedophile, Woody Allen dated a series of diet sprites.
That fashion show was full of diet sprites.
Jeff is dating a diet sprite because he enjoys power-signaling.
When you fuck a vegan girl using a lamb skin condom
Joe: How did things go with that girl last night?
Nick: Who? The vegan?
Joe: Yea
Nick: I gave her a a strict diet
Cancelling unused domain names, when the renewal fees exceed $1,000.
You: Just got a $1,350 bill for some .com's I haven't even used yet
They: Time to go on a Domain Diet, Dude!
You: true true
a diet in which you eat anything you want and then take a nap. A lion is not picky about what it eats. A lion eats what is wants and then takes a nice nap under a tree
Jill- Honey why are you eating so unhealthy lately?
Jack- Its because I am on the Lion Diet.
Jill- What does that mean?
Jack- I eat what i want, when I want it. Then ill take a nice nap.
When something traumatic happens in your life, you are getting by with finding the will to live. That you forget to eat.
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Sally "Wow, You lost weight. What weight plan did you use?"
Bob"Devastation diet, my boyfriend broke up with me"
Devastation diet is the reason I got so thin.
When you think a girl is really hot, until you find out she's vegan.
"Is there a term for when you think a girl is really hot, until you find out that she's vegan?"
JWZ: "That's called a Butter Diet."