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The act of itching the inside of a women's vagina then eating the remains stuck inside your fingernails.
Damn baby, after im done with your meat curtains, im taking myself out for some Fallopian dinner.
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When you come up to the dinner table, whip your dick out, and slam it on the table and say "DINNERS READY!"
DAD: Dinners ready
Kids: But we had this yesterday
Dad: well too bad, at least your mom enjoys it.
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1. A dinner whore is a complement to a dinner john. A dinner whore trades a dinner, which is paid for by a poor or unattractive person, with the privilege of being seen in public with them. Being seen in public with an attractive woman (or man) raises a man's (or woman's) SMV. What men who think they can buy the dinner whore's attentions beyond the dinner, or the unfortunate poor and/or unattractive men (or women), don't seem to realize is that it's an even trade. They are not -- I repeat, not -- getting gypped.
2. A dinner whore is a very attractive and charming woman (or man) who will never sleep with any person who thinks their sexual favors can be purchased through buying one or more dinners, aka a dinner john.
1. Unfortunately the dinner john was unable to see that he was actually paying to be seen in public with the dinner whore, not making installments on any future sexual favors.
2. No matter how many dinners the dinner john bought for Sally, the dinner whore, there was no getting over the fact that his expectation that he could buy her sexual favors was the very reason she would never sleep with him.
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when your friend is hungry, and there is nothing to eat. so you offer him your penis to eat.
josh: hey jason you have nothing to eat in the refrigerator.
jason: if your that hungry you can have dick dinner.
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When your female counterpart requests you to perform oral sex on her. As she reaches climax, she defecates. That is your celebration dinner.
Oh, Ron....I hope you're hungry because I'm ready to give you a celebration dinner that you'll never forget!
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Step one: Stuff the Turkey- stuffing and a wooden spoon are required for this step. As all great turkeys are stuffed first, you must make your woman a great turkey. You have to start with loading her asshole with stuffing, the wooden spoon is needed to really get it in there( avoid her cryis for hel, it means she likes it.)
Step 2: Set oven to 350- in this step you are required to fart, but this is no average fart this is a very heated fart. This is a very delicate process because if you don't quite heat the fart up enough, your lady friend might not come at the right time.(taco bell is helpful to heat the fart up)
Step 3: Add the Gravy- If Taco Bell was consumed to help for the last step, this step will be a piece of cake. You will need to take a shit that is very runny and very fluidy on your lady friends chest. Rub it around. It cannot be a solid shit. This will destroy the process and you'll have to restart.
Step 4: Time to fry the turkey- this process is very painful for the both of you, but it has to be done. You must stick boiling frier oil in the females vagina and fuck her while its still in there.
Disclaimer: if there are any 3rd degree burns, vicious wounds and of fatalities it is not my fault. This was created by Bill Gates in an Applebee's Kitchen on thanksgiving night
-Hey I heard you and Julie has The Turkey Dinner, how did it go?
- She died...
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A guy kicks his legs in the air and commences sucking his own dick while someone gets behind and commences tossing his salad. Then they place a candle on his "taint" between them and stare lovingly into each other eyes.
sucking dick tossing salad romantic dinner
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