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When a female bends over for another man pretending to tie her laces but is really pushing her ass out to him...
Mary : Jebussssssss... let me tie my laces
Mary slowly bends over...
Jebus : damn that's a perfect cock dock for my black mamba
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"I can't talk right now."
"Why not?"
"Because'm all up in this dick dock."
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Performing anal sex with little or no lubrication.
Trisha's ass hurt bad enough that she had to leave work early because she had engaged in a bout of dry docking the night before.
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With cruel intention, locate the primary toilet's water knob and continue to shut off the toilet's water supply. Quickly follow with a series of flushes to throughly drain the toilet's bowl and tank of any remaining water. Quickly take a shit, thus leaving your brown orphans behind to be discovered.
"Life's a Bitch," thought Johnny as he was Dry Docking into the Hotel's now empty toilet.
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To defecate into another's vagina.
Billy pressed his anus against Mary's open vagina. Billy cared a lot about Mary, so he wanted to make sure that the seal would be air-tight. Billy began pushing the feces out of his sphincter, while gently kissing the back of Mary's neck. Billy liked to imagine that his anus was a spaceship, and that Mary's vagina was also a spaceship, and that Billy's feces was passengers and cargo being transmitted from inside one spaceship to another. Mary liked to imagine the same thing. Mary cooed lovingly as Billy squeezed all of his feces into Mary's vagina. Billy was pretty sure that he was in love with Mary. Mary felt the same way about Billy. Billy and Mary could be observed star docking about 17 times a week on average.
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This involves 2 people. One person takes a big long poop and wraps it in plastic wrap. Then you put it in the freezer. When frozen, take out and insert into the other's anus!
Eddie loves space docking with Mike
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noun.- an already moist vagina or anus where a penis, fist, or miniature boat may be inserted or docked.
verb.- to insert a penis, fist, or miniature boat into an already moist vagina or anus.
We took turns putting our boats in her wet dock. We were wet docking on tandem dat night, be peeing on faces too.
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