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Donk Status

1. Something really fucking stupid that someone does.

"Dude that was fucking donk status."

by Courtstazzz May 20, 2006

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donk sauce

diarhea
something awesome

Give me that donk sauce!

by blackmanhops January 15, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Honka donk

Honker donk is another word for coincidence

Debra: Bad connection
Carl: So you can read my messgages and not reply?

Debra: yea
Carl: what a Honka donk that is.

by Meh its Gertrude April 7, 2018

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nothing but donk

1)hitting the rim of a cup in a game of beer pong. also known as the sound of fail.

2)Nothing but the best, the most ballin shit you've ever seen.

team1:This is for game
(miss)
team2:Nothing but Donk!

Nothing but donk there Tom!

by 919baller September 11, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


pecker donk

the striking or thwacking of the pecker(penis) and often the balls or testicles as well.
accompanied by pain in end of dick and/or balls if they have been struck or not.

PECKER DONK!(hits groin area)

by todd andrew francis September 14, 2003

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


dink and donk

When somebody is really bad at an activity, or you just completely finesse their kids.

Ryan: How did i just die in rainbow six seige

Wade: You just got dink and donked

by Dibble dabble September 27, 2017

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Put a Donk on it

JUST PUT A DONK ON IT!!!

From a song called Put a Donk on it

lyrics are as followed:

Yeah, yeah it's sick that, yeah that's good.
Wait hold on a minute, pull it up, stop. You know what you wanna do with that right, you wanna put a bangin' donk on it!

Yeah, yeah, yeah thats sick. That is sick!
I can definitely drop to that one, all we need now is like a hook line.
You know what I've got actually the perfect one.

Baseline! (Ahh wicked!)
Put a donk on it.

Electro! (Ahh that is sick that mate!)
Put a donk on it.

Techno! (Ohhh now that is good!)
Put a donk on it.

Ayy, thats good that Tony!
Ahahaha sick!

Baseline! (Where'd you learn that one)
Put a donk on it.

Electro! (Yeah i like that.)
Put a donk on it.

Techno! (That one's good.)
Put a donk on it.

Donk d-donk donk donk donk.

Covers goin' sick tonight,
I'm like superman without kryptonite,
phat as hell without cellulite,
and I look well sick in a U.V light,
speakin' of sick that's me on the mic,
and if you don't like it get on ya bike,
pack ya bags and get out my sight,
otherwise its left right left goodnight,

Mic controller,
lyric amova,
rhymes that im comin so quick like a soldier,
so ya better know my name is Cover,
if you wanna test me ya better not go there,
if you go there ya gonna get messed up,
and have a face on you like a broken clock,
as I'm comin' you better get runnin',
you better get gone or your gonna get dun in.


I'm back, with professional status,
the greatest mc that's likely to make this,
take this mic and use it against yuz,
other mc's just aint the same as,
this kids been livin the dream,
been glued to the mic since I was 13,
get in my way and you will start see,
what life is like on a life support machine.

Thou shall not mess with this kid
A twisted misfit who joined the hit list
Its simple
A baby born gifted nothing but lyrics when pens are lifted
Raw talent makes me so sickness
Rhyming ability o so decievein
this recipe for your evenin
Dowie mc's inside he aint leavin

Baseline! (Ahh wicked!)
Put a donk on it.

Electro! (Ahh that is sick that mate!)
Put a donk on it.

Techno! (Ohhh now that is good!)
Put a donk on it.

Ayy, that's good that Tony!
Ahahaha sick!

Baseline! (Where'd you learn that one)
Put a donk on it.

Electro! (Yeah i like that.)
Put a donk on it.

Techno! (That one's good.)
Put a donk on it.

Donk d-donk donk donk donk.


Action is my distraction,
reaction is interaction,
clearly, dearly, really, see
This mc may legally,
commited never districted,
convicted never restricted,
respected hating the quiet,
inspected making the riot,
shirty, flirty, dirty, G
pouty, louty, shout easy
May Kay is observent,
making the nation my servant,
so rent a venger surrender
The manly family not tender
What In Manchester forever
Insult us ill ever

Its time for me to take this livin the tide
To the next places dreams are made
Just listen
When the music plays
I got rhymes to spit and no time to waste
But please believe
what you see could be the best rhyimg ablity you've seen
ive prove that this guy can mc
(By showing how Rapid rhymes to the beat)
What you witness while I do this
Ill prove that great mc's exist
I insist
That this you don't miss
Blackout business at the best
Now theres no rest
back on set
The rapid mc live and direct
Put up the volume just a little bit
Gimme the beat and put a donk on it

Baseline!

Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Wait a minute Wait a minute
What you doin goin to chours with out my bit

Isn't it strange
How some of them closest people change
You get so high you cant even arrange
A good night out
Your stuck on the wrong page
Hey (Hey)
Theres no need for this
Feels like I known ya since we was kids
Just think how it is when we drop the sickness
Like bids of a feather and you don't wanna miss
Cos everywhere we go were rockin it
Nobody good enough stopping it
So when we hit the chart where toppin it
So get on ya feet and put a donk on it

Baseline! (Ahh wicked!)
Put a donk on it.

Electro! (Ahh that is sick that mate!)
Put a donk on it.

Techno! (Ohhh now that is good!)
Put a donk on it.

Ayy, thats good that Tony!
Ahahaha sick!

yeah this is hot.. now PUT A DONK ON IT!

by xEnvy September 20, 2008

81๐Ÿ‘ 165๐Ÿ‘Ž