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a paronoid friend who becomes a complete fool towards you and others when buying or doing drugs.
2) one who sweats profusely , paces , breathes heavily ,over exhagerrates and cant stop talking when waiting for or doing drugs.
whats with ryan, ever since i told him my buddies stopping by with a few berries he wont shut the fuck up and keeps walking in and out of the bathroom. Oh, dont mind him, hes a drug dork.
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One who has reached a certain level of stupidity that is beyond recognition.
Can be used a simple insult such as "dork" or "idiot".
2. Want to go run on Thriftways roof tonight?
1. No
2. Why?
1. Because I don’t want to get caught!
Next day:
2. I got caught
1. You are such a dork weed.
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The greatest book of all time. It follows the story of Tom "Chi-mo" Henderson, his quote-unquote rock band, recieving secret handjobs and blowjobs from hot girls, and his investigation into the mysterious death of his father, as well as stumbling upon an underground satanist porn operation. Written by MTX singer/songwriter Frank Portman.
King Dork is the greatest book ever written.
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A person or group that you judge, jokingly or uh not, to be dorks. As if to say the person or group just came off the manufacturing line of a company that makes dorks. See dork.
If you are reading this you are officially dork factory.
Whoever defined this is totes dork factory.
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One who wears electronic gear such as bluetooth headsets on the ear and PDA's on the belt and approach looking like a Borg on Star Trek.
Marvin: huh huh, look Jerry's wearing a bluetooth headset. Now you can call me "one of seven".
Lenny: whatever, borg dork.
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One who has honed their specific area of dorkishness to a high art. All dorks within their own sphere of dorkishness (short wave radio, star wars collectibles, etc.) bow to their supreme dork powers.
Man, I thought I was a comic book geek, but that guy has like 5000 comics in his basement - he is the total Dork Master of comicbookdom.
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A cringy and crappy knockoff and girly version of Diary Of A Wimpy Kid. About a girl who is more of a dip shit than Greg Heffley. There is also a page in one of the books where they do gen z trends to get kids attention, trust me you don't want to know what it is. So yeah don't read this book and read DOAWK instead.
Ben Dover: I love reading Dork Diaries!
Moe Lester: Are you fucking serious, imagine reading a dowak ripoff kek.
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