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In essence, a baby wipe bath. Named after the style in which soldiers (more specifically, US Army Rangers) perform personal hygiene while deployed or in the field, or any other time a bath/shower is not available.
I didn't have time to shower before my date, but I did Ranger Douche.
Annoyingly bright headlights that some idiots choose to customize their cars with while blinding everybody else on the road
I was driving home last night when this asshole with douche lights pulls up behind me and tails me for two exits. I couldn't see a fucking thing.
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An asswipe of a person who has to tell you all the time how much they recycle, how many mpg their Prius gets, Or how many baby seals, rainforests, indigineous tribes they have helped this week. They only do good to brag about the good they do
Guy 1: my new Prius gets 65 miles per gallon, isn't that amazing!?
Guy 2: neat
Guy 3: he only got the car to talk about it.
Guy 2: I know! He such a douche gooder
A geeky/nerdy person who is overly confident about their intelligence and will treat others as a lower form of life. These people are quite arrogant (full of themselves) about how smart they are and will constantly remind you and/or correct you when your wrong.
Guy1: Stay away from my stuff, you Ivy League know not!
Guy2: Wow, that guy is such a douche nerd!
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An automobile owned and or operated by a douchebag. See BMW
I got cut off by a douche raft while driving in downtown and nearly wrecked.
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a man that acts like a douche bag and has a muffin top.
That kid that lives on third story in baddour is such a douche muffin
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1. the title given to someone high on the corporate ladder, in a position of authority, etc. who is also a douchebag.
2. a person who is not necessarily in authority over another but who is just a huge douchebag, i.e. on the scale of all douchebags instead of just on one ladder
Example 1: Jimmy is the arch douche of the accounting department.
Example 2: That guy is the fuckin' Arch Douche.
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