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One who will 'bang' the 'bugebus' out of a second for simple pleasure (matt bower)
matt bower is the largest doughnut puncher in the universe, he will punch any doughnut any time. IN THE ASS!
Pooping while taking a bath; while bathing in bathtub pooping;
Last night I was giving my son a bath when unleashed a floating doughnut.
When you are driving along the highway and there are police everywhere.
Hey man be careful driving down the 101, I heard there was a doughnut truck rollover.
Oh yeah, I just saw 7 cops in 3 miles
it's basically where a chick is sucking on a guy and he shoots his load on her face, mostly around her mouth. This makes it look like the chick just got done eating a glazed doughnut, hense the name.
Guy: Did you like it? Girl: Yes! glazed doughnut mustaches are my favorite!
This is what happens after too much cupcakin
"My boy at the mo mo doughnut holin' his breezy."
Sexual act in which a man's sexual partner uses honey as a lubricant while giving a handjob.
In order to make the process more pleasurable, she decided to take the honey dipped doughnut route of foreplay.
v. during sexual intercourse (vaginal or anal), the guy cums (see: jizz, skeet) on and around the woman's pussy (see: pleasure hole, mysterious cavern of fun, monthly blood puker, HIV dispenser, penis garage)
Dave: Dude, last night i went out with Julie and i totally got to glaze her doughnut.
Jim: Niiice, how was it?
Dave: It was so good, i even gave her sprinkles.
Jim: Was it jelly filled?
Dave: No. Her period's not for a week or two.
Jim: Shit, dude, did you use protection? You're sure she's not ovulating?
Dave: Fuck no, protections for fags.
Jim: Looks like you could have a doughnut hole coming along in 9 months.