Maintenance drinks

The execution of drinking when maintaining an inebriated state under the circumstance of hangover

Steve: hey man aren't you already shmammered from last night? Why are you drinking?
Cornellius: they're maintenance drinks, im helping myself. You should too.
Steve: well, thanks, i keep that in mind for next im i get hungover

Drinking oil

Something absolutely ridiculous or nonsensical. A very stupid idea. Drunk on slip (oil)

What’s wrong with him
He must have been drinking oil

Matrix Drink

When someone leans so far back while drinking that they resemble Neo dodging bullets in the classic Matrix scene

At the party last night Callum was Matrix drinking beer so hard his head almost touched the floor

drink sauce

is the soda or mix for the alcoholic drink

All I have is the hard stuff and I ain't got no drink sauce for mixing.

Coinstar Drinking

When someone is out of paper cash, forcing them to cash in coins in order to buy alcohol. Common among college students.

Dude, i forgot i spent all my money, and i dont get paid untill next week, coinstar drinking?

Drink Surfing

The act of ingesting half empty drinks or abandoned drinks in a bar when you are drunk and either too poor or tightfisted to buy a drink.

Usually has a number of bad consequences such as drinking spiked drinks, Getting confronted by the original owner of a drink. getting herps? and most likely ending up mangled in a few short minutes, depending how skilled a surfer you are.

Drunk Person 1: man drinks are well expensive here, £5 for a bottle of beer you gotta be kidding me.

Drunk Person 2: hey check it out "Drunk Person 1" theres a few beers over there that have been abandoned.

Drunk Person 1: Plan we should start drink surfing.

Drunk person 2: Sweet why didn't we do this before tonight

Drunk Person 1: this beers a little warm but man tastes nice been free.

Drunk Person 2: I found some more and this glass of something think its rum and coke. Pfftt tastes weak as hell.

Drunk person 1: haha can't complain, I hope no-one notices.

Later that night....

Drunk person 2: #phonecall to "Drunk Person 1" "Yo where did you end up, I just got out of hospital." - drink surf fail.

Soft Drink

A phrase used mostly in the Aberdeen/Aberdeenshire area of Scotland meaning weed.

*in public space with snitches*
-“pal have you got the soft drinks”
-“aye mate we’re getting on it tonight”