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A lame, boring or unattractive way of conversing - often performed in front of the opposite sex. Classic example being meathead Tom Howes of London, who is famous for boring everyone around him with his useless fucking smalltalk.
Tom Howes has got seriously dry chat. I doubt he ever pulls.
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Hagrid in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets "dry up, Dursley"
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Someone who hasn't had sexual intercourse in a long time
I think Tyler has dry nuts, he hasn't had sex in forever
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Masturbating without any kind of lubrication due to time or location constraints.
I only had a few minutes to jerk off before I would get interrupted, so I was forced to dry rub.
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Masturbating without any porn whatsoever.
"Dude...dry masturbation is hard as hell!!"
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Behaving like somebody who's high, without being under the influence of any drugs: it's essentially a non-stoned stoner moment.
Typically, you're tripping out on something really mundane.
Dude, you're having such a dry high, staring at the steam from that cup!
Man, this kid made a fart noise and I just laughed for ages -totally dry high!
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Dry Fondant is an alternative reference to dried semen or jizz. However, Dry Fondant is only used when such condition occurrs while participating in a Decorating Party. Dry Fondant, like dried semen, can be reconstituted with a little water.
During the bukkake at a recent Decorating Party, Linda found herself very satisfied as she took on repeated lovers one after another. Her bukkake session actually took so long that she found herself well decorated and covered in Dry Fondant. She cleaned up nicely after reconstituting all the man batter with a little warm water spray from the shower nozzle.
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