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Bisexual, as in one who swings both ways.
Whoa, that guy is a Dutch Door
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An intense variation of Dutch Oven, where one "bakes" their flatulence under the blankets, whilst having an electric blanket turned on. The heat of the electric blanket warms the stink cloud and it's smell and flavour is so intense it can cause severe vommiting or divorce.
BAZ: "Im going to jail for attempted murder. ): "
KAZ: "WTFSTFUGTFO!?"
BAZ: "I ripped the Dutch Bakery on my wife and now she cant see colours."
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To blindfold someone, spin them around until dizzy, smack them with your penis, and then insert a lollipop in their butt.
Hey honey, do you want to try the Dutch Pinata tonight?
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Eyeware for making ugly women look beautiful. Rather than bought, dutch goggles are induced by drinking copious amounts of alcohol, which may give rise to other symptoms such as dutch courage.
"She looked gorgeous in the pub last night but when I woke up this morning without my dutch goggles on I saw the creature from the black latrine!"
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A torture technique in which you hit a male in the back of the balls with a knot, foot, balled chain, etc. to induce excruciating pain. Better used when one strips down and restrains said victim so they have no way to protect themselves.
In OO7: Casino Royale James Bond is Dutch Scratched as a form of torture to get a password. Le Chiffre decided to use Dutch Scratching as the way to torture him because he wanted to humiliate Bond.
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An awkward form of torture in which the torturer strips down their victim bare naked (usually of the male gender), sits them down in a seat-less chair, and uses something like a knotted rope to hit the victim in the back of the nuts or in the perineum (area between the scrotum and the anus; the taint or gooch).
Your brother likes to go Dutch Scratching?
In Casino Royale the bad guy ends up Dutch Scratching James Bond to torture him to get a code.
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Farting underneath the blankets while someone is under them with you.
I can't believe my brother just dutch-oven'd me! Sick!
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