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Ethan is always the type of guy who would say something very rude and no one would say anything just because he’s popular(ish). He always cracks jokes (only 50% of them are funny) and only 1/256 girls like him. Because he is just that bad.
“Have you seen what Ethan put on his story”
“WOOOOOW IMAGINE BEING THAT RUDE”
When someone get viciosly roasted, he accualy got ethaned.
Ethaned expresses the act of clever and cruel roast.
Carl: yo man Julies' makeup make her look like a scary clown.
Kevin: wow you Ethaned her good.
Extraordinary drunk. Drinking with a mission to get so intoxicated one becomes legless and annihilated. Typical comatose unresponsiveness by 2 hours into party. Unable to pace oneself. Loss of memory and motor skills. Getting ethanned is like euthanasia but your alive afterwards.
Once we get to port I am gonna get so ethanned!
Last night I got so ethanned I don't remember shit.
a person or thing that is really preppy or posh most of the time they're submissive and will instantly call you gay or a homo because you made a single joke that makes you sound gay they do this to compress there intense feelings for the same gender
wow he reminded the teacher that we have homework what a Ethan
THE most gay guy you will ever meet. You can hold penises together or whip out your dick on him and it will fit right at home
Wow.... You Are Such A An Ethan
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A muscular douche who strikes out with girls. He typically sits on his ass all day and eats jerkey
Come on man don't be an Ethan
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Ethan is the best person you’ll ever meet. He’s humble, strong, and just everything you could ever imagine. He’s there for you even during your darkest times and he knows how to make you laugh. He could talk with you for hours non-stop and you would never get bored. He has saved lives. He lets people know how important they really are. His eyes.. they’re gorgeous. Even though they may only be brown, they’ll be the best brown eyes you’ve ever seen. They’re warm and comforting and assure that everything is ok. His hugs.. you could stand in his arms for hours and he’d never let go. He knows when you need cheering up most. His hands.. the way he holds your hand is the best feeling in the world. Ethan is the type of person who will never leave your side. Ethan is beautiful. He is sensitive though, so be careful not to hurt him. He would compliment you forever, and you could too. There’s so many good things to know about him this definition is getting too long. But, that’s who Ethan is. ♥️
Person 1: Wow, I met this guy, we talked all night and i didn’t even know his name.
Person 2: Did you ever ask for his name?
Person 1: Yeah.. he said it was Ethan
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