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A poison made for Gay Men in the 17th century who where caught in the act of anal or head. Also used for Present day rapists in prison. In which the poison can literally make you shit your large intestines inside out, exploding all of your shit from the large intestine out of the tube of and ass you have left, meanwhile all of the liquid and gunk inside of your small intestine will flush your stomach making your barf until you have to inhale eventually breathing in your barf, finally all the rest of your Bodily fluids will come out of the erect dick until there is nothing left but a resin if a body.
“The Rapists was caught in the act of fucking the fetus out of the local pregnant autistic girl, so we force fed him elephant laxatives. Leaving him nothing but an but an inside out resin intestine.
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n. euphemism for the male organ
John whipped out his elephant gun.
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A common phrase in baseball, elephant ears are simply when the pockets of a player's pants are seen outside of their slits (which happens often to back pockets which are in no way attached to the inside of the pants). Phrase made most popular by Duane Kuiper and Mike Krukow, San Francisco Giants TV broadcasters.
After sliding into second, Barry Bonds developed two elephant ears.
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the beer guzzling, weight gaming homosexual. while elephants drink water through their noise this douch elephant would love to attempt to guzzle down beer through his noise often resulting in beer spilled all over themselves and a large mouthed smile.
wow. look at the douche elephant, he can't even handle one beer and he wants to try das boot.
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Definition of something really cute and beautiful for example a person or animal.
Person 1: omg she looks soooo cute.
Person 2: like a strawberry elephant fr!!
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1.An extremely painful attack where a knee is shoved up the ass of another person
2.What happens when ur not watching ur ass at a zoo
Ex:
1.I gave mark the old "fucked by an elephant" routine and he's still walking around like a pregnant girl
2.We all watched in horror as jack was getting crushed by the elephant
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