Legend says that a Harvey Elliot will bash the shit out of you if you call him by the wrong name.
reporters also say that he has a secret stash of long veiny black massive cock pics on his phone.
Man 1 : Hey harvey elliot.!
Harvey elliot: RAAAAAWWWWRRRRGGGAGAGAJUNDVIUBDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man 1: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Is a sexy man with big cock (15inch plus)
He always has the hottest girlfriends and can rip fat cones .
Elliot price is a master debater
( referencing an ex-New York State politician Elliot Spitzer):
a) for modern male idiotagers/young men- an offensive term for skipping school, instead going to a massage/sex parlor to get your carnal needs taken care of
b) for a married male to skip out on wife/family responsibilities in order to go visit their mistress/fwb
son: is me cheating on my girlfriendfa with her best female friend while my girl is on vacation with her family, is that considered an Elliot Spitzer stroll, definition b)?
father: I can't help you, since even I don't know how to answer your question. Well it's probably not definition a)since youre not married, but it may not be definition b)
Elliot feeney is a skinny muppet who gets terrored by Jamie martin
Ahaha look it’s Elliot feeney getting terrored by jamie martin
The guy who invented Hot wheels remember those toy cars you used to play with as a kid
guy: Hey dude remember Hot wheels
friend: yeah those old toy cars
guy: the guy who invented it (Elliot handler) his wife invented barbie (Ruth handler)
friend: really that's cool
What you say when a guy touches a woman sexually without her consent OR when he whips his dick out without asking at all.
E: *Whips it out*
G: "Elliot core."
A guy you'd think is so normal, but on the inside he's fighting demons fr. If it weren't for his capability with men he'd just be your average cyclepath. Any masc at the gay bar would be HONORED to be dicked down by an Elliot.
That guy's a real Elliot (Real). You know what the say, the more normal they look, the fatter the cock