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A sexual act in which you are nailing a chick missionary style without a condom, and just as you are about to cum you scream, "I'm CUMMING!" Just as you blast your wad, you elbow drop the girl in the face, knocking her out cold. You then run like hell.
"Dude, remember that chick who was drunk at the party last night?"
"Yeah, I remember her. Did you nail her?"
"Hell yes, man, I gave her the Rock 'em Sock 'em! She won't remember who knocked her up!"
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To tell someone that they have limited time to do something, or that someone needs to quickly finish up whatever they were already in the middle of. Usually said before something significant is about to happen that would make doing said thing more difficult to do later on.
Assumed to come from the military, with officers letting soldiers know that it was time to rest and indulge (e.g. smoking the cigarettes they earned/found) between movements. However, over time the term has somewhat evolved to imply preparedness and finality, as in "this may be the last time you can do this, so do it now".
Correct speech would be "smoke them if you've got them" which is usually cut down to "smoke 'em if you got 'em" or "smoke 'em if ya got 'em", depending on accent or how fast the phrase is being said.
"Hostiles incoming! Smoke 'em if ya got 'em!"
"Well, I'm the ride home, and I think it's time to go. Smoke 'em if you got 'em, and then I'm leaving - with or without you."
"Please keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times. If at any point during the ride you become disoriented... there's nothing we can do about it. Now, have you removed all of your jewelry...? Are you allergic to shellfish...?" "JEEBS!" "RIGHT THEN! Smoke 'em if ya got 'em!"
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1. Used after some one is owned via verbal/physical abuse, especially via facebook arguements
2. Used after you hook up with/smash a very hot chick
3. Used after a very "g" moment takes place
After Josh told Amanda to get off his jock, Conner said Got 'Em!!
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defs ems- people who are most definately emo an abbreviation of emo which is abbv. of emotional therefor reffering to people who are deffinately emotional
Person 1: Greg Katie and Amy ARE SO DEFS EMS!
Person 2: That PWNSxcore
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to make a phenomenal catch , as Randy Moss would do. The catch has to be bonerific. In a situation like this, the defender is always rihannaed. On the way to the end zone the reciever has the option to be a swagger jacker and embarrass anybody else he pleases.
Jeff: Hey , Roy , did you see that catch ?
Roy: Fuck yeah man , Jared is really Mossin' on em today.
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A call to beat someone down, to inflict pain on someone.
When I saw that wrestler running up to the ring to get his opponent, I said, "Yeah, baby! Dash on 'em!"
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