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An ex-boyfriend who becomes friends with you on Facebook hoping to get into your pants again.
My husband is so pissed, Eddie, my ex-facebeau, just invited me to his art opening in Soho.
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An individual who used to love and care about their children but discovered that sacrificing those children to potentially deadly diseases would earn them instant street cred with woke parents, immediately make them smarter than doctors and scientists around the world, and provide a larger pool of potential downlines for their MLM essential oils business.
Some idiot anti-vaxxers are trying to Rebrand themselves and insist on being called "ex-vaxxers" now.
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Running into your ex when you least expect it. Totally complicates things, especially when you’re on a paradise island with a bunch of hot guys.
“How did you feel when you were with Dan and Ricci came up on the beach?”
“I just felt like, shit, I’m so not up for ex-posure right now.”
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A person who used to be your friend.
Me:I used to be friends with Niko,and we are ex-friends now because he was talking bad about me,and said that I suck.
Luigi:I am ex-friends with my very good friend Lorenzo because he doesn't talk to me anymore when I was talking to him,and he was running away from me when I was trying to hang out with him.
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One who at one point identified as a traditional hippie, sharing the same viewpoints on politics, culture, sex, and drugs, but have since cleaned up and taken up normal lives. While most ex-hippies remain politically liberal on most issues, their views tend to be more to the right than their views in their hippie days, while several take more conservative approaches to the drugs they once did, especially involving their own children.
For most ex-hippies, the same bands they liked back in the day remain with them. More often than not it remains the only thing about them that doesn't change.
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an ex-girlfriend (or boyfriend) that you know will put out in an emergency situation.
"Dude ive never been this hot to trot! im desperate!"
"Well man you might wanna consider calling up the ex-tinguisher and put that fire out know what im sayin!"
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Kevin Fedderlines New Nickname Since Birntey Spears Divorced Him In 11/06
"A Good 6 Monthes Before K-Fed And Britney Broke Up, I Heard Jimmy Kimmle Come Up With The Catchy Nickname Fed Ex."
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