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Going for the vaguely located absorbent paper when having an orgasm in the dark.
Yesterday I woke up just when I was about to wet dream, then I performed grasp of faith and ended up wasting a dirty pair of socks.
Its one thing turning the lights off for caution of the neighbors, and another going for grasp of faith every time.
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Can be expressed two ways; faith in humanity lost or faith in humanity restored. Faith in humanity lost means something someone witnessed that cause them to have a negative perspective on the growth of humanity. Faith in humanity restored means someone witnessed a good deed or something that was they believe is morally correct which gives them hope in our human world
1. Donald Trump's contant negative remarks makes me lose faith in humanity
2. A little girl just ran to an elderly man's aid after he has slipped on ice, she then walked him to his location to make sure he did not slip again. My with in humanity is restored
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Pulling on your shirt to make it look like you have Faith Hill's pencil-like nipples
Guy 1: "hey did you see that chick last week?"
Guy 2: " you mean the one who was Faith Hilling with no hands?"
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A band that kicked major ass. Need I say more?
Q: What do you get when you mix together spectacular vocals, mesmerizing keyboards, crunchy guitar riffs, rolling basslines and tribal like drumming?
A: Faith No More!
1. Person: Oh My God! you should like listen to Fall Out Boy! They're like so amazing!
Me: Whats so amazing about them? They're nothing special.
Person: Oh My God! I can't believe you just said that!
Me: You want something amazing? Listen to Faith No More!
2. I was only a small child when Faith No More were around. It would be nice if they got back together 'cause I bet they were awesome live!
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When you're having problems jerking off and can't cum, so you fire up the ol 'puter to get yourself off, good old trusted website
Aaron did you fire up the ol 'puter yesterday? Yes Jesse I started out with nothing but had to go to 'ol faithful and huskied it right up.
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Melody Faith - Just saying her name makes each and everyone of your taste buds have an orgasm and the tingle of her name passing through.
She is the funniest person and will always keep you on your toes with what mischief she will get up to and what trouble she will magically convince you of doing. There is never a dull moment with a Melody Faith around!
The best memories that could ever be made have all been with a Melody Faith and the best stories have been with a Melody Faith.
She knows how to move her body and get everyone turning heads saying "wow who is that girl"..OBVIOUSLY a Melody Faith!
She Has an addictive personality and you can never have enough time spent with her..you want more and more and more!!!
Melody Faith is and will always be the bestest friend you will ever get!! keep her in your life if you know whats good for you! Life will always be filled with that gorgeous smile!
Love her forever and the repayments will definatly be worth while!
BOOM!..oh man the dance floor is going off what happened? it was Melody Faith.
"i want to dance like THAT!" pointing at a Melody Faith
When Life is really unfair and all you want to do is morph into a Melody Faith
I could Really go for a good time..better go get yo-self a Melody Faith
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1) A person who is so religious that he/she has been brainwashed into thinking that he/she is straight.
2) A Mormon boy
"I am so pissed off at all the Faith Fags at this school. If there was no religion, it would be so much easier for me to find a date."
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