February 2nd

Guys born on this day have a really nice dick, they are tall and goofy as well. Girls born on this day are sexy as fuck and have a lot of cake if you know what I mean.

“Yo see that (girl/guy), he was DEFINITELY born on February 2nd”

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February 29th

The 60th day of a leap year in the Gregorian Calendar.

I was born on February 29th. *is better than you*

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February 12

Abraham Lincoln’s birthday also national plum pudding day

Ayo bro what day is it ?
Abraham Lincoln’s birthday fam, never forget february 12

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February 9th

February 9th also know as national pizza day

Friend 1: Hey it's February 9th
Friend 2: ok and...
Friend 3: it's national pizza day you Dingus

Friend 1, 2 and 3: let fuck some pizza

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February 6

National fiend day.

This day is dedicated to all the fiends!

Wow she’s such a fiend! She was definitely born on February 6th

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February 26

People born on this day may develop a fondness for ‘this is a McDonald’s drive thru’ meme and are likely to get arrested at the age of 21 for peeing in the local water tank. There is an 88.5% chance that they also apply for service to those born on November 9.

"Hey man, why do you keep glancing at the water tank over there?"

"Uhh... I dunno man it just looks... so tempting for some reason... I sort of want to pee in there as a prank you know..."
"Yo wait weren't you born on February 26?"
"Yes, so what?"
"Well didn't you turn 21 about two months ago?"
".........oh no."

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february 23rd

National Yeet day. On this day you can yEeT your life away. yEeT is a word commonly communicated between memester. This can be to fling and object or an actual human being.

Omg I can't wait for February 23rd so I can yEeT my brother
Yeetus fetus deletus

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