When a herd of untamed females who have been untouched by the very hand of Buddha all gather on a cushion or vehicle of some sort and queef up to 20 times in the span of 30 minuets
My mom just got a new car let’s go have a queef fest
When a straight male jokes around with another male coworker/friend in a gay manner (i.e calling coworkers/friends cute, spanking other male coworkers/friends, blowing other male coworkers/friends kisses), so often that they manifest themselves gay. Typically in a construction/blue collar environment.
Yo Brian, I gotta stop with all this flirting, I'm man-festing myself some feelings for you.
congregation of cops, aka pigs, at your local donut shop.
"I was gonna stop at the donut shop but it was a cop fest inside"
A gathering of people who have a hard on for feeling like they're saving the day. This festival typically takes place among the various fields of Emergency Services. Too many units respond to a scene and everyone gets a hard on and measures the size of their dicks. Talking over each other on the radio, unnecessarily calling for a life flight bird, running emergency traffic to non emergency calls, etc."
You can typically expect a Boner Fest of enormous proportions when there is a house fire, vehicle fatality, and of course the timeless unidentified liquid sitting on the side of the road in a jug. Could be piss, could be a nuclear chemical but hells bells who cares? I'm driving this fire truck out there with my dick hard as a rock until I get to the bottom of this.
"all the units are on scene and it's a damn boner fest."
"Don't tone out the fire department or it will turn into a boner Fest."
(Noun) After a long evening of homework, typically after 10:00pm, a break is needed as well as the consumption of yummy cold cereal! Best shared with a bestie or sibling and hilarious YouTube videos.
Nevada and Cole had a cereal fest after four hours of studying for finals.
Large group or gathering full of old people
The cruise trip was a wrinkle fest.
When a large group, typically of men, gather and eat a lot of sausages (usually German, both the men and the sausages).
"Oktoberfest is the best Sausage Fest in the world"