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A person who has a unatural obcession for having sex either:
With boyband music/video playing in the background
or
infront of a live boyband/ or at a concert
People who have a boyband fetish usually are gays who are in the closet, they are overly prone to rage and anger towards their friends usually kneeing viciously in the balls.Most come from the Houten regis area.
Liam:I can't wait to see Take-That live.
Unnamed:Yeah aren't you taking your boy-friend?
Liam:Just because she looks like a man doesn't mean she is!
Unnamed:Whatever,along as she fufills your boy-band fetish!
Liam:What did you say?
Unnamed:!U HAVE A BOYBAND FETISH!
Liam:You c*nt! (Knees viciously)
Unnamed:Yeah, I wear a cup now ..
. . . but damn it still hurts!
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When you have an obsessive hate for a(n) act, person, thing, place, etc.
Tiffany has an obsessive hate for dogs. She has a dog anti-fetish.
Rick has an obsessive hate for getting his girlfriend in the ass. He has an anal sex anti-fetish.
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This is the complete fetish bracelet guide. A fetish bracelet is basically a normal "sex bracelet" but interlinked. Unlike Normal "sex bracelets" you don't play "snaps" with them, they are just there to distinguish your fetishes and tell the world. However you can play snaps its just really hard to brake them when they are interlocked.
///Normal Sex Bracelet Color Guide///
* Black: sexual intercourse
* Blue: blow job (alternate meaning: lap dance)
* Green: cunnilingus (alternate meaning: outdoor sex, hug)
* Clear: whatever you want (alternate meaning: hug)
* Orange: kiss
* Yellow: hug (alternate meaning: analingus)
* Red: lap dance (alternate meaning: French kiss, oral sex)
* Purple: anal sex (alternate meaning: holding hands, doggy style)
* Silver: fisting
* White: flash your tits (alternate meaning: gay kiss, French kiss)
* Pink: flashing
* Gold glitter: make out
* Brown: toss my salad, i.e., analingus
* Glow in the dark: using sex toys, e.g. vibrators, dildo, etc.
///Fetish Bracelet Guide///
This is with two same colors that are interlocked.
Black:S&M
Blue:Bondage
Lt. Blue:BDSM
Green:BallBusting
Lt. Green:Face Sitting
Red:Trample / Footfetish
Pink:Spanking
Lt. Pink:Sensation
White:Clothing/Material Fetish
Yellow:Golden Shower/Fluids
Brown:Beastiality
Purple:Asphyxiation
Orange:Anal
Gray:Fisting
Gold:Oral
Clear:Medical
Sparkles:Food
Glow blue:Humiliation
Glow green:Group
Glow yellow:Voyeurism
Glow purple:Rape Fetish
You can also mix the colors up and have them be fused (ex. Black/Blue = Bondage + S&M).
fetish bracelets are fun
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<I>Ninjasexual fetish:</I>
: Frequently found in individuals who are ninjasexual
: This fetish is generally found in people who are aroused by ninja's, ninjasexuals, and the basic theory’s and concepts of ninjasexuality.
: Found in persons who are excited by dark clothing generally involving hoods and masks, sharp objects, daggers, throwing stars ect.
: The desire to be assassinated, and or a desire to assassinate someone who may or may not be of ninja sexual orientation.
Also see, ninjasexual as well as ninjasexuality
Suzy: The powerful silent ones turn me on, I think I have a ninjasexual fetish.
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A concept coined by Karl Marx referring to society's extreme obsession with material objects.
Commodity Fetishism is everywhere in Western Society today. Just look around around you. All the commotion surrounding Apple releasing yet another iphone with minor improvements. Cars are another example. Inanimate products which are so well known by their particular brand and certain model type to everyone, with most having definitions on urban dictionary even going so far as to define the certain type of person who drives such a model. When in reality the only importance of a car for most people is a sustainable mode of transport that can get you from one place to another. As a guitarist myself I find the guitar world is also guilty of this, many placing excessive importance over brand names (Gibson, Fender etc.), models (Telecaster, Strat, SG, Les Paul etc.) and hell even types of this model (1959 telecaster, Roadworn Strat, <insert famous guitarist here> signature model Les Paul Custom, Standard, Studio, express, 100, 100 elitist etc. etc.). Commodity Fetishism is the explanation why people get worked up for hours comparing the minor variations and specifications of the same 6 stringed instrument that they can barely play.
This behavior is heavily mocked in the character Patrick Bateman from the movie (and book) "American Psycho".
1. "That's bone. And the lettering is something called Silian Rail...
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark..."
- Patrick Bateman's words when comparing his business card with his co-worker's identical looking ones in "American Psycho".
2. "Thanks to commodity fetishism, I got bullied when I was 8 because my parents drove a Ford Fiesta while their parents drove Volvo*. And kids don't even drive...."
*defined on Urban dictionary as "The only car a true pimp would be seen in"
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A known fetish where the guy loves to play with his woman's nose and the girl usually finds out she loves it! Usually a session of feeling her nose, massaging it, pinching it and ultimately, sucking on her nose.
Johnny: You have the sexiest nose Laura!
Laura: mmmmmmm I love when you feel my nose like that!
Johnny: mmmmmmmmm its so thick and the bulb is so soft!
Laura: I think my nose was made this way for you to suck on!
Johnny: I think everyone wants to suck on Laura's nose. Imagine if they knew how many times you've had your nose sucked!~!
If you meet Laura, try sucking her nose!! Indulge her nose fetish
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A myspace teen dragqueen who wears too much makeup, tight clothing, and womens shoes. He tends to have a cunty attitude especially if you get his number and prank call him. He is awkwardly pretty even if no "straight" boys admit it, he knows it.
Your makeup is crazy heavy biatch you lookin' kinda like Phillipe Fetish
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