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The mentality that nothing really matters because we are just on a floating rock in the middle of nowhere.
Person 1: Did you study for the math test?
Person 2: HELL NO. I will not waste my time on math. We're lit rally on a floating rock so nothing matters.
Person 1: That floating rock mentality is gonna fuck you over.
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1. When the girl needs to shit, the man creampies into the shit while its still in her ass cavity and then lets it all drip out. It looks like a coke float.
2. When a man sprays into a bag of cocaine and then feeds it to the girl.
Andrew gave me such a great Miami coke float this morning!
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(Idiom) What you do is your choice
You can go for the hot chick, or you can try and get a new car from that fat chick by eating her out, whatever floats your boat.
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Seems like the phrase in itself is quite self explanatory, but for those who miss the purpose; 'whatever floats your scrote' is a way of expressing nonchalance or easy-going-ness toward as subject or matter. If someone asks you to make a decision, this phrase can be used to suggest that they choose instead, and that you are happy to go with either option.
"Hey Sean, you want the raspberry or the lemon flavour?"
"Whatever floats your scrote, man."
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When you proceed to ejaculate and take a dump in a glass, then shake up a soda. When having intercourse with your partner, you open the soda into her pussy and quickly throw in the ejaculate/feces combination.
John: What ever happened to your girlfriend Sally?
Mike: I gave her an Alaskan Ice Cream Float, and she never called again.
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When a girl gives a guy a blow job, he cums in her mouth, and she spits it into a bottle or jar. The bottle is kept, and the process is repeated until it is full. Then, the girl drinks the entire bottle of old cum.
"Everytime she gives me head, I make my girlfriend spit it out in an old pickle jar that I keep under my bed... its almost full, so soon she'll be having a root beer float!"
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WATER!!!
thats what floats my boat at least.
also used as an expression which means "you can do whatever your preference is."
i dont see how that has anything to do with water, though...
Jeremy:Hey Chad want to go to Mcdonalds or Taco Bell across the street?
Chad:Whatever floats your boat.
Jeremy:uh, water?...
Chad:no, asshat.its an expression.
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