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Referring to a woman's anus. Child word of Uhaul, referring to a vagina.
I heard you got to ride the uhaul last night. Did you get any time in Grandma's attic?!?
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Words and phrases that elderly people say to eachother that only they know the meanings of.
Grandma Ellen: That's just a hoot and a half!
Jack: What does that mean?
Sam: I don't know; it's grandma slang.
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A sexual act in which the male inserts a ladle inside an old female partner's vaginal cavity, and fills the end of the ladle with various vaginal juices from the old female partner. The male then dips his balls in the vaginal fluids at the end of the ladle, and fucks the old female in the butt hole.
Dude, I gave my friend's mom the old 'Grandma's Soup' and she gave me her number.
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An Adjective for describing the highest form of bad assery.
"When I grow up i'm going to be Mexican, I'll get my first period that sh*t will be Grandma shoes."
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To drop your take out order of food whilst running to answer a ringing telephone to still miss the call.
Sally grandma Marie’d It and our pizza had dirt in it.
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A bitchass, eccentric, absent-minded old woman who drinks hoards of red wine and wonders why her kids are all such losers, but points the finger at everyone but herself - all while shuffling to and fro to feed her masses of cats and dogs.
"Dude, did you see that woman?"
"Who? The one across the street with the curlers and all the freaking animals who bitches to herself all the time?"
"Yeah! Man, I hope I don't become a Grandma Shurley like that when I get old!"
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Receiving multiple forwarded emails containing useless, sappy, moronic, or otherwise unwanted information from an elderly female.
I checked my email to look for your message, but I couldn't find it in the long list of forwarded junk mail from my mother. I've been grandma spammed !
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