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Music for polo wearing bros. The song Remember The Name is sooooo lame.
I love blaring fort minor before my football game!
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Taking care of the place you're at while others are gone.
As Sandy was leaving work, she said "hold down the fort" to Jill, who was now working alone.
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A place located literally next to the middle of no where. High rents, low wages are common here. Three kinds of people live here. The first two are either your snot nosed hipsters or general retirees. The last are just complete fuckheads.
Steve: “Hey John i’m thinking of going to Fort Collins for the hipster coffee, is it worth it?”
John: “No way don’t go there, you’ll probably get raped by the locals.”
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To expel air and bitumen from the lungs suddenly and noisily, often to keep the respiratory passages free of irritating material.
Tammy: Oorf! Horf! Aorfff!
Roddy: Is she dieing?
Abe: No, that's just the Fort Mac Hack.
Tammy: My breath registers at 87 octane.
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Fort Salonga is a quite town located near the Long Island Sound. The town is very wooded and they are numerous secluded homes. the houses range from middle class to the rich. It is a predominately a white town. There is basically nothing to do here except go to Callahan's beach or to one of the private beaches located on the Long island Sound. The High School is located in Kings Park. All the rich kids that attend Kings Park High School are from Fort Salonga.
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Guy 1: Yo you goin' to Fort Saint John this weekend?
Guy 2: You mean that place full of white trash and low life natives? Fuck no.
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A small town in which smells of semi truck egsost and road kill. also known for that big ass bird in the middle of the highway (the highway is the town) also a great place to nock up a mexican 12 year old typical of Fort Stockton's youth.
Billy: have you ever gone to Fort Stockton TX?
sue: If you mean i have slipped in dead cat guts in the taco bell drive thru then yes...
Billy: YEAH stop making fun of Fort Stockton and its taco bell, it employs the whole town besides the cocaine...
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