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Freezing Asset Rich

Being wealthy enough to have the US government freeze your assets

I don't want to be just rich. I want to be freezing asset rich

by johnself March 21, 2014


Hanley Freeze

A spicy milkshake that was made by Hec Hanley. A Hanley Freeze is most commonly made of mint chocolate chip ice cream, V8 vegetable juice, and Mt. Dew Code Red. This is one of Hec's favorite drinks. If you want something creamy, but with a sweet and tangy kick, try a Hanley Freeze - one taste and you'll be Hanley'd!

Hec: Hey Bryant, you thirsty? You want a Hanley Freeze?

Bryant: Sure! But what's in a Hanley Freeze?

Hec: Oh, its great! All it is is mint chocolate chip ice cream, Mt. Dew Code Red, with V8 juice thrown in it for spicy. Its delicious, honey. Here, I'll make you one. (He makes a Hanley Freeze)

Beatrice: What's that? Is that some sort of crazy cocktail drink?

Bryant: Yes! Its a Hanley Freeze. You'll love it. Here you go, Gunny Granny. Knock that back, see what you think. (Beatrice tastes the drink)

Beatrice: Wowee! The creamy coolness of mint, the sweet red tang of the cherry, plus the spicy burn of vegetables. This would be a hit if we sold it.

Hec: Did I do good? Is the Hanley Freeze the bomb? (Everyone starts slapping high fives)

Bryant: Hanley Freeze - the ultimate in cold and oldies!

by Dusty's Baby Powder July 18, 2011


Stank Freeze

When a stank puts a popsicle in her ass

thats a stank freeze

by Fuckabee February 20, 2017


patriotic freeze

Having intercourse with a girl using a Bomb Pop popsicle.

I was at the lake with her during the 4th of July and gave that freak a Patriotic Freeze.

by YaDonSon December 4, 2021


Freeze Brain

A blowjob receive by someone immediately after they spit out mint gum. This give you a cold sensation as your gone down on.

I hate bad breathe but damn I had some brutal Freeze Brain last night

by Single.mom.nearby October 6, 2020


Mr. Frosty Freeze

The worst and most rigged fight in all of Bloody Battle. Mostly hard because, people have a huge skill issue.

"Hey dude wanna beat Mr. Frosty Freeze?"
"Oh hell nah this server sucks ass, no way in hell we are going to beat it!"
":("

by ZepWritesStuff December 8, 2022


Skinny Freezing

To go Skinny Dipping in the snow.

Hey, wanna go skinny freezing after sledding tonight?

by cuddlesanddisney February 16, 2020