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Getting a handjob while being on a ski lift
dude, my girlfriend just gave me a frozen ski pole.
A tootsie roll frozen and then shoved up the ass of your lover.
Laura gave Dave a frozen tootsie roll and he came right away
(n.) a piece of shit frozen in order to make it hard enough to use as a dildo; stick shit necessary
Michael Clark's mother asked Ms. Collier to borrow a dildo but she gave her a frozen chocolate treat instead.
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What's served at Chinese Restaurants disguised as Wanton Soup.
Joe: Hey, what is Wanton soup anyway?
Frankie: Frozen cat Embryos warmed up and kept out for 3 weeks so there nice and rubbery!
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When Ice fishing, You drill a hole in the ice and stick your penis into the water, a fish will think that it is bait and give you head.
I went ice fishing and obtained giant frozen head over the weekend.
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Going out in sub-zero temperatures without a coat on purposely in defiance.
"Dude, I just pulled a frozen chinese guy!"
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When you receive a Frozen Chipmunk in the bathroom of a PF Chang's using a scorpion bowl.
Last weekend, I was at the mall and took my girlfriend to P.F. Chang's. Oddly, she ordered her drink, a scorpion bowl, to the women's room and asked me to follow her in there. Then she gave me a Frozen Chinese Chipmunk. We're getting married next month.
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