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subtle giraffe

this hand gesture is like the awkward turtle etc. but it is used when someone FAILS being subtle or you are trying to be subtle.
curve your hand at the wrist with your arm pointing up to resemble the long neck and head of a giraffe. then move it across your body saying "subtle giraffe"

andy: ive gotta go.. feed..my pigs..
ben: you dont have pigs
andy: ive gotta go.. ( silently walks out but trips over)
ben: *subtle giraffe*

by blahblahblahblahblahbla June 26, 2010


:GIRAFFE:

Wideputin's first ever 3D model that was made in less than 2 minutes. It's the ultimate meme, with more than 5 layers of meaning, 2 syllabes name, and repost potential.

Also, currently pending to be added in SCP Site 19 as a melee weapon, action that would make it accomplish its full potential.

-What's your opinion on :GIRAFFE:?
-I think it's stupid
-ban @user2 said :GIRAFFE: was stupid

by WidePutin January 17, 2021


kaitlyn the giraffe

Someone who plays apex 24/7

Kaitlyn the giraffe hates siege and loves apex legends

by Koorush November 22, 2021


hairy giraffe

When you drop something and it get really hairy

Ahh damn my banana is a hairy giraffe

by GarlicBread69 April 4, 2022


Brass Giraffe

When you have to take a shit really bad, and you're past the point of Prairie Dogging. This is typically the point where you start standing up on the tips of your toes in order to give yourself that extra inch or so as you long legged strut towards the closest bathroom or equivalent. Common phrase to describe this is "Riding the Brass Giraffe". Those that frequently hold it in to the absolute very last minute are known as Brass Giraffe Jockeys.

"Watch out, looks like George is riding the Brass Giraffe! I swear that Giraffe jockey needs to either start taking breaks or investing in some Depends."

by Afternoon_Delight July 25, 2018


Blue giraffe

Trent fingering Gina aggressively and make her squirt on his face

The Blue giraffe crossed the road.

by Barthomeal February 28, 2023


Jumping giraffe

Two ppl naked on a trampoline one punches the other in the throat then proceeds jumping

Bitch I'll do a jumping giraffe on you

by Bkush420 April 20, 2022