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Her: It’s Giraffe sock thursday
Me: That’s not a thing
When a girl pinches your dick between her chin and her neck.
"John, your ex girlfriend was giraffe stapling me last night. It was awesome!"
"That girl with the big neck over there is probably really good at giraffe stapling."
A erection or otherwise known as a boner
I had a white giraffe when I saw my sexy girlfriend
When a person pretends to be someone much more valuable than who he really is
- Let's call John to the party tomorrow! His family's rich, he's nice, and he makes a ton of money. so he might bring an expensive present.
- No need to bother about John, he turned out to be a giraffe
- Oh, seems like he is not that successful and rich after all
Similar to a Rottweiler rug-muncher, the raffe’ muncher gets it’s pleasure from going down on the Penile shaft with a part-time position in engorging oneself in “chocolate-chip cookie dough.” ~this is a male on male exclusive~
“Thanks uncle falcone, but remember, you don’t want anyone calling you a giraffe muncher!”
“Oh my gosh, are you seriously giraffe munching me P Diddy?!”
A tear made of a giraffes brain
Omg it’s a giraffe tear i might die
trying to fuck a freakishly tall female
you can find me tackling a giraffe