Escape Goat

A slang used by idiots who do not realize the term is scapegoat

Somehow, this slang is becoming popular and I'm hearing it more and more. Please, stop the ignorance.

"I felt like the escape goat!!"
"You mean scapegoat, you dimwit!"

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Sober as a goat

An expression that Bobby made up and has no actuall meaning.especially since he's the only one who uses this expression

Bobby "I'm sober as a goat"
Everyone else: is that even an expression?

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Goat Dance

The goat dance is traditionally a New Year's Eve ritual of fertility and fecundity, connecting the Romanian territory to the Greek antiquity and to the Oriental civilizations.

"Met a redneck on a Grecian isle, he did the goat dance very well, gave me back my smile, but he kept my camera to sell."
-Joni Mitchell
"California"
Blue, 1971

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Dough Goat

Someone that is so dumb that they are a waste of humanity

Jonny: Whats 2+2
Shane: You're a fucking dough goat

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Goat Demon

Allpowerful being that lives atop Great Mountain, sitting on the Demon Monster Throne. A meandering river.

Person 1: "It has been foretold."

Person 2: "What of the Goat Demon?"

Person 1: "Skeletons monsters death sepsis decay evil."

Person 2: "I will never forgive you."

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Mega Goat

A large goat, big horns, big head and big balls

Did you peep that mega goat hes a monster!!!!!!

goat hot

Really, really, really hot. So hot that even a goat wouldn't be able to stand it. Typically occurs during really humid weather, especially while working outdoors doing manual labor.

We'd been working in the sun all morning and I was goat hot.

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