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When one neglects to moisturize their gooch, and after sleeping with a person, rubs their gooch on the person's face. Results in facial carpet burns.
Damn, that bitch gave me a gooch sander and now i gotta use special lotion on my cheek so it doesn't get inflammed.
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The week of the year between Christmas and New Year.
From the word Gooch, this refers to Christmas as the 'sack' (or Stocking) and new years as the ass end of the year, forming the Gooch.
I've got time off work during the gooch week so I can be with the fam
A clever device using duct tape and a 1/3 full plastic bag of alcohol that is slung over a man's junk to avoid security at college sporting events. It resembles a loincloth with tape around the waist to hold it up.
Fratboy 1: How bromine, it's 3pm how are you still drunk right now?
Fratboy 2: Brochacho, I've been drinking since we got here! I got the hookup because of my gooch-sling. They didn't find it because they can't touch your sack, that shit's harassment.
A smoothie made from sweaty T. rex jizz, that instantly cools when it hits the back side of your ass after a woolly mammoth rides you to your Eskimo cousins house ;)
*Sid the sloth* “where’d manny go” ?
*Manny the mammoth* “hey Sid wanna smoothie.”
*sid* “yes daddyyyyyy!”
*Manny* “thicc or smooth?
Sid neither, I want dat gooch snooch!
Manny heeeeeeel yes
This is where no matter how much you shower or wash up, your fingers and face smells like Gooch!
Andy "Good morning!"
Pam "Get in the bathroom and TAKE a shower, you freaking smell like Gooch!!"
Andy " I already did take a shower."
Pam " You have Gooch syndrome!"
An overgrowth of pubic hair protruding from the taint which resembles an inverted mohawk.
"Craig....why is there a bulge in your gym shorts?"
"I quit manscaping so I could grow a sweet gooche rooster for the ladies!"
The liquid excreted from your ass that accumulates and flows down your gooch.
Damn, that gooch-off was tasty as hell.