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mother goose

A female - usually the oldest, the least attractive, and the biggest prude - who takes charge and hovers over a group of female friends while out drinking.

Exceptionally good at the cockblock. Usually rounds up the other girls to go home just as you're about to hook up with one.

Commonly found leading groups of sorority girls.

Jill was all over me at the bar last night, but then Mother Goose Janet laid down the cockblock and took her home just as it got good.

by Nick North January 12, 2008

98๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


Goose Gog

Campbeltown, Argyll, Scotland....

Slang for 'Idiot' 'Numpty' 'Fool'

Get the drinks in 'Goose Gog' You are on the bell !

by Hamish Dunlop May 5, 2003

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Goose Syrup

The sweat accumulating around a woman's vagina after a hard day or following working out. Homologous to a man's Duck Butter.

Man, I just ate Cindy's box after she got back from the gym. My mouth was covered in her Goose Syrup.

by JLewsan May 7, 2009

19๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Silly goose

Skeepy is A silly goose
Said DadBoyHalo

Your skin look like A silly goose
Ur A skeppy

by TheirDaughter August 11, 2020

20๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Goose song

A Good Ass song.

Since the phrase good ass song is now a bit cliche, use

"GOOSE SONG!"

2 people are talking about music.
(sorry if you like the band, just my opinion)

Person 1: Dude i'm going to the Matchbox 20 show tonight!
Person 2: Dude, they blow.
Person 1: I guess, but they have one 'goose song'
Person 2: What song?
Person 1: "How Far We've Come" obviously.
Person 2: Oh yea! that song is a 'goose song!'

by Luke Lay March 18, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Canada Goose

A loose, promiscuous woman of the North Woods who is known for sexual prowess amongst current and former logging towns.

Dude, our boy Ronnie totally bagged a Canada Goose last night. I hope that he had a license for that....

by Clearly Opaque July 1, 2011

59๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


shit goose

when playing an online multi-player first person shooting game like Halo 3, the "shit goose" player often looks around the map frantically as if he/she is about to pull off the most amazing kill ever seen. The "shit goose" is often seen being a try hard, and usually failing at anything admirable. Then is called a no-life BK, or bad kid,or randy,or garbage BR, or random loser, or randy johnson.

Player 1 "oh my god, look at that BAD KID over there, being a total SHIT GOOSE"
Player 2 "oh yeah, thats just 481. He's always shit goosin' it"
Player 1 "WoOoOOoOoOW!!! what a try hard SHIT GOOSE"
Player 2 "Yeah, thats 481 for ya, SHIT GOOSE champion of the world"

by BK Randyy May 12, 2010

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